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Rog. In order to qualify you car must be in a garage receiving attention. the lengh of stay is gauged from when the car enters said garage to the time it leaves. If the car comes out for any reason (including road testing ) then the time starts again from zero. So I am afraid that you are probebly in second place at this time. Don't forget that second place is reserved for the first looser

I have been going through the defendants statement and blow me down my mechanic puts Paul Daniels to shame:

I persuaded the judge to order the garage to provide me with all the invoices for the parts that they used to fix my car. I can now prove that my mechanic managed to fit an air temp sensor 15 days before the invoice states that he bought it.

He also fitted a new injector pump 1 day before it arrived in his garage!

The new injector pump that they say they fitted to my car has exactly the same serial number as the old one!!!!!!!!

he placed a 300.00 markup on the pump trade price.

You better go and have a pee before you read the next little jem that I found in the garages statement: They proved that my E.C.U was faulty because " they removed the E.C.U from my car and tried it in another laguna which was two years younger than mine and it did not work" C.S.I could learn a great deal from these guys. that was a bit like me trying my ignition key in another car and declaring that the key must be broken because it would not start the car. Who needs drugs to make themselves laugh like a drain when the could just read these f$%"^g statements that I have got?

I can honestly say that going through the garage statments have proved to the best fun that I have ever had with my clothes on. I cant wait for my day in court (13 march) the case is due to start a 2pm. I will be outside the doors at 6am rareing to go.
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1999 1.9 diesel sport estate
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