My Car does not beep anymore when started, I repeat, It DOES NOT
beep. I did not take it to the garage, I sorted it all on my own - with nobodys help - all by myself, what a top mechanic I am.
You'll never guess what I did to sort it out. I filled up my screen wash bottle. Ok stop laughing and calling me a fool, but that is what I did and the beeping stopped. It started to run out a couple of weeks ago (same time the beeps started) and I never got round to topping it up.
So, which one of you lot is going to let their washer bottle run dry, to test out my theory? There is nothing in the handbook about it, so I am fully believing that this was the problem.
Therefore, until my beeps come back, and my washer bottle is full, then I am The Master Mechanic and deserve lots of praise from you mere mortals.