ok where to start ooh yea it doesnt lol ok.
car no start, red dash light immobiliser thingy flashes fast, not recognises key, no ignition lights nothing. key card still unlocks and locks car though. so i can sit in my car but in order to get to work my kids have to push me there. its 2 miles they are exhausted not to mension getting up an hour erlier
anyway Renault diagnosis
needs new battery £122
new steering lock £390
2 new mag cards £82
£600 im sure for 600 quid i could buy a horse to pull my car, mind you with feed and stable prob wouldnt work out that cheep. but i bet for 600 pound my kids could pay there friends to help push and i might get a little more than the 5.5 miles an hour they averaged this week.
i find this whole thing strange. they say steering lock is not comunicating and so car will not start. but as i explained to them one card went like this then the other two weeks later how can the steering lock be faulty for one card and not the other. they say both cards are faulty too. i said the car must have made them faulty or its a massive coincidance. they say you are unlucky. i say one card is new thats more than unlucky. ( ooh that reminds me i must sort out my car insurance) so anyway they are going to replace one card under warrenty. wow im so pleased that of the 5 keys (mag cards)ive paid £110 for ive got one free. now the new laguna is out with a different key card can someone please admit theese ones dont work arrrgghhh.
but this still doent explain how my original fault is steering lock, if its ok on one key and not the other for two weeks before other key fails suggests keys.
anyway i thought i'd share
ps if you have overweight children put them in my new training program called push start. it also helps reduce greenhouse gases saves fuel and energy compliments traffic calming builds team spirit and makes sure your kids will never follow in your miss shapen footsteps by buying a renault