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There's Mammy balloon,Daddy balloon and little boy balloon.
One day Daddy balloon takes little boy balloon to one side and says "You know son,you are getting a bit too old to be sleeping with me and your Mam you know so when your at school today i'll make the spare room into your new bedroom and you'll have all your toys and games with you".
So little boy balloon says "Alright Dad",a bit nervously....
So that night when he's lying in bed in his new room it starts thundering and lightning and he's crapping himself and sneaks into Mammy and Daddy balloons bedroom.
He goes over to his Dad's side of the bed and tries to get under the quilt but there's not enough room so he lets some air out of his Dad and tries to get in but he still can't.
So he goes around to his Mam's side of the the and tries to get under the quilt but he can't squeeze in.He then lets some air out of his Mam and then tries to get in but there's not enough room still.So he says"I know,i'll let some air out of myself".So he lets some air out of himself and is just lifting the quilt when Daddy balloon wakes up,puts the bedside lamp on looks at little balloon boy and says"You little B*@#$rd,i'm thoroughly disappointed at you.Not only have you let me down and your Mam've let yourself down!".
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