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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 2nd January 2017 Thread Starter
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Can we give S2 a special prize for the late arrival of the Christmas cracker jokes.

A ban would suffice, nothing expensive
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But Why,, these jokes save me going to the dentist,

I remember going to see Dr. Hook in the 70s.

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But Why,, these jokes save me going to the dentist,
Man up.
I'm going to dentist int morning.
For a filling.
I won't have injections but know it won't hurt me a bit.
Daughter may not feel the same, it's her filling
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Must remember that,,,,


Can see me getting another slapping in bed, " dont forget the pig "

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