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post #6 of 37 (permalink) Old 2nd January 2017
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I think that one about elephant & socks is rather good. As for the rest...
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I really hope this is NOT how 2017 is expected to continue
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When I say "I WILL THINK ABOUT IT", I really mean that I don't know my wife's opinion yet.
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No ,,,, we are going to post bad jokes as well
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Going to apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you know theirs been an elephant in the fridge?
foot prints in the butter

whats blue and white and sits in the corner of the kitchen?
a fridge with a denim jacket on
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It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together
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Why do elephants have big ears?
'Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!
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