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Re: Eyes

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I think that one about elephant & socks is rather good. As for the rest...
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I really hope this is NOT how 2017 is expected to continue
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No ,,,, we are going to post bad jokes as well
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Re: Eyes

How do you know theirs been an elephant in the fridge?
foot prints in the butter

whats blue and white and sits in the corner of the kitchen?
a fridge with a denim jacket on
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Why do elephants have big ears?
'Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!
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