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post #11 of 37 (permalink) Old 2nd January 2017
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Re: Eyes

Bloke goes into a bar with a small lizard
on his shoulder,
barman -what do you call him ?
bloke - tiny
barman - why call him that?
bloke - because he's My-Newt.

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Re: Eyes

No wonder TD has bad eyes, he can not believe what he is reading

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
Whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.

















The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

















1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and

close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple

things in an overly complicated way.















2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?











Wrong Answer.



















Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in

The elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.













3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?





















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.











4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?





















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

So was your mistake joining this crazy forum.
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Re: Eyes

Two Eskimos in a kayak, 1 Eskimo says to the other. 'I'm freezing, let's set a fire'.
So they do, the kayak sank & they died.
Just comes to show you can't have your kayak & heat it.

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Re: Eyes

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors...

Can really see myself doing that
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Re: Eyes

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Two Eskimos in a kayak, 1 Eskimo says to the other. 'I'm freezing, let's set a fire'.
So they do, the kayak sank & they died.
Just comes to show you can't have your kayak & heat it.
I don't get it, can someone explain, so I can do a facepalm like with the other so-called jokes here?
no, really, I don't get it
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