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Aeroplane (n): a device used by chocolatiers to smooth out lumpy Aeros
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Car: machine that runs up hills and down pedestrians
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Acquaintance: someone you know well enough to borrow from but not well enough to lend to.
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Navigate:- Entrance for Irish Men.
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Decorum
De fing in the middle of the appelum.
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