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What Does Your Daddy Do

A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy's do.

Little Mary went first, "My daddy is a doctor and he saves people's lives."

"That's wonderful Mary. Now how about you Jane, what does your daddy do?"

"My daddy is a lawyer and he puts bad people in jail," says Jane.

"Very good Jane. Ok Johnny, what does your daddy do?"

"My daddy is dead," says Johnny.

"Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that Johnny," said the teacher, "what did he do before he died?"

"He turned blue and sh1t on the carpet."
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My Dad is a Ship's Captain.
He works for Cunard

My Dad is an MP
He doesn't work fooking hard at all.
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Cant breath that was a murder attempt.

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Teacher taking a class of 6year olds and asks the kids what there daddies work as ...wee Olivia jumps up "My Daddy is a policeman and catches the bad people" very good Olivia ...next Rab jumps up ..Miss my dad is a bank manager and he looks after the money ...very good Rab ..next she points to wee Johnny and asks Johnny ...he timidly replied ..my dad is a rent boy in a gay strip bar and .....thats enough Johnny shouts the teacher ..lets move on to our sums
As the kids do their sums the teacher ponders about Johnnys predicament then as the bell goes and the kids leave the teacher calls Johnny back ..Johnny is that true about your dad ...Johnny says of course not ..hes a football player with Stoke city but Im to embarrassed to tell anyone
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Teacher taking a class of 6year olds and asks the kids what there daddies work as ...wee Olivia jumps up "My Daddy is a policeman and catches the bad people" very good Olivia ...next Rab jumps up ..Miss my dad is a bank manager and he looks after the money ...very good Rab ..next she points to wee Johnny and asks Johnny ...he timidly replied ..my dad is a rent boy in a gay strip bar and .....thats enough Johnny shouts the teacher ..lets move on to our sums

As the kids do their sums the teacher ponders about Johnnys predicament then as the bell goes and the kids leave the teacher calls Johnny back ..Johnny is that true about your dad ...Johnny says of course not ..hes a football player with Stoke city but Im to embarrassed to tell anyone


That would've been quite believable had you said Leicester City...
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