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At the start of ww1 a father approaches his son to explain he has to go and fight for his country. Nodding his son asks that he brings him something back from the battlefield perhaps a German army helmet you know the one with a spike on. And so weeks later on the mud soaked field of Flanders the father sees a German helmet lying in the mud. Bending to pick it up he finds that it is stuck. Until he sees theres still a German solider attached to it.
'if you pull me out of ze dirt, you can tek me prisoner' says the german. 'If i pull you out can i have your helmet for my son?' asks the brit. 'Ja be my guest!' replies the german.
And so with great effort he begins to pull the solider from the ground. But after 1/2 an hour hes only got the german out to his waist. 'Im bloody knackered' says the brit catching his breath.
'Vud it help', replies the german solider, 'iff i took my feet out of ze stirrups?'
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Oh, a good one! (keep good shape till Easter)
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One for my personal collection at last....
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At the Court-martial the accused admitted stealing the length of rope but denied all knowledge of the horse at the other end of it.
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