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Nun on a bus

"A man gets on a Bus and sees a pretty young Nun.He sits down next to her,and pleads with her:"You are so attractive and I must have sex with you!"
"No,"She replies,"I'm married to God.
"She stands up,and gets off at the Next Bus Stop.
The Man is devastated.The Bus Driver,who overhead,turns to the Man and says:"I can tell you how to get to make love with that Lady!"
"Yeah!",says the Man."Yeah! Replies the Bus Driver.
"She goes to the Cemetery every Tuesday night at Midnight to pray.so all you have to do is dress up in a Robe with a Hood,put some of that Glowing Powder Stuff in your Beard,and pop up in the Cemetery Claiming to be an Angel.
The Man promises to give it a try,and arrives at the Cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night."
"I am an Angel,"He declares to the Nun,keeping the Hood low about his face.
"God has directed me to make Love with You!"
The Nun agrees without question but begs him to Restrict himself to **** Sex,as she is desperate not to lose her Virginity.The man agrees and promptly has his wicked way with her.This was the best sex he ever had."
After Finishing,He jumps up and throws back his Hood with a Flourish.
"Haha-hahaha,"He laughed happily,"Surprise! Surprise! I am the Man From the Bus!"
"Haha-hahaha,"Replied the Nun,"Surprise! Surprise!.....I am the f*ckin Bus Driver...
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Re: Nun on a bus

And in case anybody wondered, **** stands for Alan. Or something like that
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Ghost of Pope appears to three nuns and tells them that for one night only they can paint the town red and have anything they desire.
First nun wants a body like Taylor Swift , clothes a Limo and VIP passes to a Rock'Roll party.
Second nun wants to look like Penelope Cruz and wants to spend the night at a party on a billionaires yacht.
Third nun wants to look like Sara Pipilini.
Who - the ghost asks.
She removes a newspaper cutting from her pocket 'Sahara Pipeline laid by two thousand men in seven months'
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And in case anybody wondered, **** stands for Alan. Or something like that
not funny !

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not funny !
I'm sorry, didn't have any particular person, esp. yours, in mind when making fun of the profanity filter.
I gather you haven't read the other joke on names' anagrams
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