Yeah,Piglet would be ideal.
Dear Uncle Jean,
I have found an ideal candidate for your new 'Help The Stewards' campaign.His name is Nelson Piglet Jnr and he really does know his stuff.If you can get Flavio on board too then we can make F1 just like NASCRASH where the pretty painted cars hit each other.
Hope Aunty Mike is OK,see you soon,
Laggy.

xx