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  1. Espace Radiosat traffic announcement volume

    Electronics
    I have the Radiosat CD radio of my 2010 Espace set to traffic announcements. Each time an announcement is broadcast I have to increase the volume....the radio is not retaining the selected +ve value setting. Any ideas? Thanks in advance.
  2. Announcement from the Government

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged...
  3. Flight announcement

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    Flight Announcement ... Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth...
  4. Announcement 2008 Megane Cam Belts

    Engines
    To save this being buried under many engine problems I though it may be better posted here & hopefully will buy other members in a similar situation a few quid for a little while longer than they may have previously thought. Mods please feel free to move this thread if required. My Megane...
  5. Engagement Announcement

    General Chat
    Jeff (Oilyrag) and Moi would like to announce their Engagement , many thanks to this forum for bringing us together xxxx:toast:
  6. BMW pulls out of F1

    Formula 1 news
    F1 braced for BMW exit announcement :MORE @ http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/77398 Pat's source inside the BMW factory said that the staff were told this morning Not good news for F1, I hope they find a buyer for the team soon, or the factory will probably close :(
  7. Official Announcement

    Jokes & funny stuff
    The Government today announced that the Labour Party is changing its emblem from a rose to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a...
  8. **Announcement!!** My Newborn Baby Girl!!!

    General Chat
    Everyone on the RenaultForums let me introduce you to the first addition to my family!! Her name is Shannon. She was born on Thursday 16th April. I am absolutly overjoyed about this as this is me and my wifes first child. I can't really explain in words how brilliant it is! I know how sleepless...
  9. Announcement - vBulletinImg switched off

    Announcements
    Selwonk can't the vBulletinImg thingy be turned back on again now?
  10. A public service announcement

    Jokes & funny stuff
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However...
  11. A Halloween Public Service Announcement . . . .

    Jokes & funny stuff
    As we all prepare for the upcoming Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read some simple rules to help keep everyone safe. 1. - Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. 2. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead...
  12. Government announcement

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    Government Announcement
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