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  1. Quiz Answers

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    SOME OF THE 'BRIGHTER' MOMENTS FROM BBC QUIZES... UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherry pickers' and 'cheesemongers'? Contestant: Homosexuals? Jeremy Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you...
  2. Smart Answers

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    It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a...
  3. Norwegian guy looking for answers

    Welcome to RenaultForums
    Hi! I love my Renault, but as most of French cars - it has issues. I am joining Renault forums all around trying to get my questions answered. Hope my English is understandable. :) I am 33 years old, working as a professional photographer and live close to Oslo.
  4. Hi Espace driver looking answers

    Interiors
    I am going to post a few queries. I am from UK but living in France so bought an Espace to fit in.
  5. Smart Answers 2014

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    6th Place It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. 5th Place A flight attendant was stationed at the departure...
  6. Reduculous Answers From Garages!

    General Chat
    My friend rang the garage the other day to ask about changing her air filter, the garage told her £45 because they got to take the wipers off to access the engine lol, bloody cow boy:devil: wish she asked me first!
  7. Student Answers

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    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM I would have given him 100% Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? *...
  8. i need answers

    Engines
    Hi everyone I recently posted because my husband's Renault megane 1.6 2002 model with petrol engine has recently started jumping and juddering as we are driving along and has even cut out a couple of times we took it to the garage and it has had new spark plugs and coil packs new filters a...
  9. Airbag and SERV lights on: Answers

    Electronics
    Hi all, having recently purchased a 2003 Renault Laguna II Phase I DCi 1.9 Expression, I have been gradually sorting out a few issue with it before the Irish equivalent of the MOT (NCT). One the main issues was that the airbag and SERV lights were permanently illuminated on the dashboard...
  10. renault espace tank (urgent answers please )

    Engines
    can anyone help i have an 2001 2.2 dci that i have come to terms that it is dead but my brother has a 98 dt espace with an air leak that seems to be comin from the tank area / hoses will they swap across or are they different tanks etc
  11. newbie needs answers please

    Electronics
    Hi guys, just signed up to this forum as iv just got a megane 120dci 03 plate on monday. I was looking for the pollen filter at lunch time and came across this wire above the clutch. The wires have been cut but would like to know what this is? It looks important. Thanks guys! P.s is the white...
  12. No point in asking questions no one answers

    Announcements
    Loads of people look but no one answers. Not only me but looking at the statistics down the page . I got a good answer from Yahoo Answers so won t bother here again . I am a specialist in something else but cars so am very fraught when the thing goes wrong so I presume other people are so really...
  13. Answers of a brilliant student who got 0%

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6...
  14. any answers for this idiot????

    Engines
    hi guys, im still a little thick when it comes to my lag 1.9dci engine:o ..in my defence it is my first diesel and turbo engine. anyhow i took the egr valve and cleaned it ,as best i could. but it still runs better when it is disconnected, does this mean the the egr valve could do with...
  15. Help ASAP! Buying A 2002 Clio Dynamique But Need A Few Answers!

    Cars & motoring
    Just been to look at a 2002 Clio Dynamique 1.2 16V for my Girlfriend, looks in excellent condition but have a few queries? Biting point on the clutch seems a little high, is this adjustable or are we gonna need a new clutch, if so, how much are we looking at? Also the Service Light stays on, was...
  16. Hi evreyone . going crazy with the clio and needing some answers.

    Electronics
    Hi , I have a clio 51plate. I am currently fixing it up after it sat off the road for 9months. Fitted new front and rear brakes , new tyres , and a few other wee things. Then put it into the garage and spent £500 to get it through an m.o.t ------ Now I have it back and it refuses to go over...
  17. Children’s science exam answers.

    Jokes & funny stuff
    I dunno if Moi or Attilla the hen have posted this, if they have, well I don't care. :d Q: Name the four seasons.. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes...
  18. Searching for answers

    Welcome to RenaultForums
    Hi Guys and girls, im Chris. bought a 2000 laguna monaco auto 2 days ago and today its started juddering at low speeds :crazy:. ive signed up to browse threads for clues to the problem, and if not beg for answers. Chris
  19. questions with no answers lol

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    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are...
  20. Finaly The 6 Answers we've all been waiting for

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    Q: What are the small bumps around a womans nipple for? A: It's brail for suck here Q: What is an Austrailian kiss? A: It's like a French kiss but Down Under Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tyre and call it a Good year Q: Why are hurricaines named...
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