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  1. Babies

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are...
  2. Makin babies

    Jokes & funny stuff
    The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby...
  3. Paddy Murphy's Babies

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Paddy Murphy went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, the Nurse says 'Congratulations, your wife has had quins - 5 big baby boys.' Paddy says, 'I'm not surprised, I have a willie on me like a chimney.' The nurse replies, 'You'd need to get it cleaned because the...
  4. My Babies!

    My mottah!
    My Renaults - Prior to these we've had 2x Laguna V6's and a Safrane, there's just something about Renaults...
  5. Jelly babies

    Jokes & funny stuff
    What can Jelly babies do that men can't? . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . Come in five different flavours.
  6. Babies can be so very funny!

    Unfortunately my daughter Jessica is suffering from a nasty cold, as a result she's been up very late tonight. To help calm her down and cheer her up I decided to play a clip from In The Night Garden (if sure many parents of little 'uns are familiar with that TV show) on the laptop. The laptop...
  7. babies see og's photo

    Jokes & funny stuff understandable response really:d :d