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  1. Night Flight Blonde problems

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    On a flight to New York the flight attendant said to a lady sitting in first class, "Madam, I'm afraid you'll have to sit in the back since you have a coach ticket you should have a first class ticket to sit up here." The lady responded, "Listen, I'm blonde beautiful, and I'm going to NY, and...
  2. Blonde mortician

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  3. Blonde on board

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    A guy was driving down the highway with his blond girlfriend when she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us are from another country. 'Why is that?' he said. 'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...'stit ruoy su wohs'.
  4. Car Romance

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    A daughter asked her dad: "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me .... that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper. What does he mean? Dad said: "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I...
  5. A couple pics of my blonde!

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  6. Blonde Password

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    During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "1MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital...
  7. A blonde's phonecall

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    “Hi, Mom, it's me." "Hi, Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh, my God! What happened?" "Oh, I punched this...
  8. Bob and the Blonde

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    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on the news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think...
  9. Degrees of Blonde

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    FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman...
  10. The Blonde Mortician

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    A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow...
  11. blonde moment!

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    Hi guys, I am having a severe senior blonde moment here. I need to get a new clip/ bush for the end of the gear linkage arm on my clio2 1.4 manual. Trouble is, I'm damned if I can remember what it is called! I tried the local spares shop, but the geezer had no idea what I was on about! Anyone...
  12. Blonde & a Brunette

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    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells...
  13. Blonde who married a Catholic

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    On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.' In tears, she...
  14. The blonde pilot

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    This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help...
  15. That blonde again

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    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?' 'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?' 'Not for me. I'll be spending the next...
  16. The blonde in church

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    An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to...
  17. Blonde

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    Carolyn, a rich blonde, Buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.She drives the car perfectly well during the day,but at night, the car just won't move at all.After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a...
  18. Some Blonde Laughter

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    DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde...
  19. The blonde patient

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    A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter...
  20. Recycled blonde from 2005

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    A Blonde in swimming race A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out. 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end of the pool and gets...
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