So I get to work at around 7.30 this morning. By 9.30 my mate asks if I have an hour or so spare later and by 11.00 we are in his 07 plate Hyundi Coupe SIII barreling down the A13 to Canvey Island.
"Are we nearly there yet?"
"Can I have an ice cream at the seaside?"
"Are there donkeys?"...