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  1. Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix 2019

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  2. Chinese diesel heater off eBay

    Campervan Chat
    Anyone got one? Any fitting tips? Seems to be a bit of controversy regarding the air intake. Mine should be here by middle of next month.
  3. Chinese diesel air heater for shed

    General Chat
    I have a cunning plan........>:) I was scouting around another forum I’m a member of, and someone asked about the cheap 12v diesel air heaters on ebay. They were thinking of fitting one to their camper, but I thought “mmm..... how to heat 2 sheds”. I’m thinking that it will be cheaper in...
  4. The chinese think of everything

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Looking through some gadgets websites I came across this. Look at "Functionn" "Mumber" 3. It not only warns you when to take a rest, it also reminds you to go to the toilet.
  5. Chinese Parking

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    Velly Helpful!:laugh: Love it:grin2:
  6. Waiter waiter there's a ? in my chinese

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    My chicken ball has grown eyes & a nose :surprise:
  7. how to speak chinese

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    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud) That’s not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach Wai Yu So Tan I bumped the coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you...
  8. Chinese couple

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    Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus tyne and...
  9. Chinese Sex

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    While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor...
  10. Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (say out loud)

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    That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small horse Tai Ni...
  11. Chinese Sex

    Jokes & funny stuff
    While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor...
  12. Are you not afraid of the invasion of Chinese cars?

    General Chat
    Hi everyone! We know that's very common to find over the Internet a lot of jokes, comments, pictures, and videos about the [low] quality of Chinese cars. Here are some examples :devil:: The [famous?] Chinese car hitting a German bicycle...
  13. Chinese torture

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    A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If...
  14. Chinese honeymoon

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    A young Chinese couple get married. She is a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he...
  15. Megane 2003 and Chinese SatNav, steering control problem

    Electronics
    I am having trouble with the steering control of a chinese 2DIN SatNav. It does not work:( Googled my ass off but looks like no one else on this planet has similar problems. As I see it my red Can bus connector is missing some wires and I can't figure out the wiring order. Bus Other.jpg is a...
  16. Megane 2003 and Chinese SatNav, steering control problem

    Electronics
    I bought a Chinese SatNav to Megane 2003. It was a bad call:( I've had my share of problems with this one. At this point I have fixed all of them except the steering control. Please look at the .pdf attachment. I modified it from my claim to the supplier. (Complete air head):crazy: Have you...
  17. Chinese hospitality

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    Chinese have been trying to push the tourism to greater heights. The government has asked all hotels, tourist guides and restaurants to provide all best possible services and proper guidance to tourists and learn English. The hotels have surely adopted an aggressive approach to attracting and...
  18. Chinese Sex

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Chinese Sex. While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to...
  19. Nuke the Chinese

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  20. All going Chinese! Who makes what now?

    Cars & motoring
    I need to replce the O'S/lower balljoint on my Scenic, so was going to do just the actual balljoint which is available on it's own. It needs pressing out, which means taking the arm off the car anyway so I decided to replace the whole arm including balljoint. Genuine Renault - bit pricey, so I...
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