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  1. A Sad day for Nexxusone

    General Chat
    First of all DONT PANIC, it's nothing serious ..... today at the ripe old age of 48 (almost 49) I had partial denture fitted.... might sound minor but it's made me think I'm the wrong side of 40 now...:grin2::crying2:
  2. Just the day for a seasonal limerick

    Jokes & funny stuff
    There was a young lady from Nod Who wanted a baby from God But it wasn’t the almighty Who crept up her nightie It was Albert, the dirty old sod :grin2:
  3. Math lesson for the day

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    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhp3ac
  4. Espace day Camper Conversion build thread

    Tuning & Modding
    Well I was asked by the forum admins to post a progress thread when I started this project so I have and here it goes. I might be a bit busy to be timely on anything though. The specification is to build a day camper from a 1.9 espace Dci with sunroof. It will be more of a limo seating style...
  5. Same day bought Renault Master has died on motorway, big rattling cambelt not snapped

    Vans
    Hello folks, Had a nightmare,bought a Renault Master dci 100 2.5 extra hi top van in very good condition for money, great body,really tidy, seats mint etc, yesterday knowing it had no 1st gear, absolute bargain due to but big problems driving back from my sisters last night. Van was driving...
  6. Thought for the day

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  7. Did you think you were having a bad day?

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Check this out! Saw this on the school run this afternoon. Yes, it is the whole subframe!
  8. Holocaust remembrance day..

    General Chat
    For me its a day of reflection and day of sadness as I reflect on the Shoah [mass murder ] of 6 million souls from all of the world where the nazi's occupied ..there is a lesson to be learned from this but I am sorry to say the killing and genocide still goes on from the wars that continued...
  9. Federal RSR595 Great Track Day Tyres ??

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    Hi guys! I've recently completed a blog post on Federal tyres focusing on 595 RS-R's. Comments welcome! We are a supplier of Federal tyres and I know people will think we're biased but we've been using these tyres far longer than we've sold them! What do you use, what is your fave tyre ...
  10. Christmas Day Predictions and results

    General Chat
    About this thread.... http://www.renaultforums.co.uk/23-general-chat/558809-need-even-more-advice.html The curious want to know if Dinner prepared by Mrs Ours was good Whether Ourkid was in fit state to enjoy Whether Ourkid fell asleep in sprouts and gravy Whether Ourkid made it back from the...
  11. Bargain Of The Day

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    For Indian Curry lovers ... my local Lidl has just launched a 2-person meal-in-a-bag deal for only £3.09 !! Its only one choice of Chicken Tikka + Jalfrezi but it is good value. :smile2:
  12. Chefing Crackpot day! (Crockpot)

    General Chat
    Made another soup today, beef stew steak, tomatoes, carrots, spuds, green beans, onion, seasoning and lastly water! Slow cook for 12 hours try it tomorrow!!>:)
  13. Megane day running LED light

    Renparts Ltd
    Hi guys, I wondered if you could source a nearside day running LED light for my 2012 Megane DCi 1.5 estate? Pic below... one of them has stopped working! Thanks!
  14. Megane day running LED light

    Wanted
    Hi, I was wondering if anyone would happen to be breaking a black megane and would have a nearside running light? If not, could anyone possibly help me out with a part number? or location I could get one from (not Renault)? Thank you :smile2:
  15. Cadwell Park TRACK DAY - Exclusive numbers - 31st October - TMS Motorsport

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    Hi All, We at TMS Motorsport are hosting an Open Pit Lane track day at Cadwell Park on Tuesday 31st October 2017. This will be an Exclusive limited numbers track day, with just 25 cars on track at any one time. This will allow for plenty of room (it works out about 1 car per every 144 metres...
  16. TWICE a day

    Jokes & funny stuff
    This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!” “Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back. “That’s not so much”, says the doctor. “Yes, but thats not...
  17. Bad day

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    I was feeling a bit under the weather the other day with a sh!tty cold, and rather waste the doctor's time, I went to my local chemist. Through stuffed up nostrils and a sore throat, I said "Can you make me something up?" He thought for a moment, then said, "Frank Sinatra was in here earlier."
  18. Fathers Day

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    Think daughters trying to tell me something
  19. Balls for the day

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    ENJOY..:grin2:
  20. Today was a 1st -day time t.v

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    Having booked Mot for yesterday and it passing! Today I found myself at a loss as had planned to do repairs today and tomorrow, so after dropping child at school came home, cracked on a brew and sat down to 'daytime t.v' with a couple of choccy biscuits... OMG - Jeremy kyle - these people...
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