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  1. Definitions

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    Can we start posting silly definitions ... I'll start Aeroplane (n): a device used by chocolatiers to smooth out lumpy Aeros
  2. Recycling

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    While the HMRC agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?" "Good question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them...
  3. New Definitions

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    ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that...
  4. RN and RT definitions

    Interiors
    RN and RT, can anyone say what they actualy stand for? I couldn't find anywhere more appropriate to post it. My last car was a volvo 440 GLT stands for goes like a train!
  5. Definitions

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    A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when GORDON BROWN loses his
  6. Definitions

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    "]Guts or balls.[/B] There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys...
  7. True Definitions

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    ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps...
  8. Gender dependent definitions

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    THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all the channels every 2&1/2 min. VULNERABLE...
  9. New definitions for 2006

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    TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking B*llocks. BLAMESTORMING Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. SALMON...
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