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  1. UN1 Mated to BMW 524TD VIXEN 21TD CLUTCH DILEMA

    Transmissions
    Hello Renault Forums,. For anyone whose knowledgeable on UN1 Transmissions and there uses, I'd love to pick your brains. I own a 3 TON, 1986 Vixen 21' Turbo Diesel RV/Camper It was produced with a Renault UN1-(not sure of the particular version- I was hoping to be enlightened) 21 Spline 9"...
  2. Dilema

    Jokes & funny stuff
    One friend said to the other: "What is a dilemma, actually? He replied: "Well, there is nothing better than an example to illustrate that. Imagine that you are lying on a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other." "Which one are you going to turn your...
  3. scenic 2 dilema

    Cars & motoring
    Hello again, I now have a dilema with my Senic 2, 1.6 vvt, 2004. I have posted here to ask advice about some front end knocking (this is now minor, could be caliper and drop link!) It needs four tyres costing about £250. Now the clutch is slipping and will cost £390 to replace (including slave...
  4. Surgery dilema

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A man wakes up at the Mater Hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Pacific Highway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your...
  5. Battery dilema!! Scenic 1

    Electronics
    My scenic 1999 wont start , the lights are working , the radio and dash are working fully , the immobiliser light goes from flashing slowly to flashing quicker when I turn the key and it tries to turn over , AA idiot guessed it may be immobiliser and didnt really check battery , I had a closer...
  6. Driving dilema

    Jokes & funny stuff
    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your...
  7. Legal dilema

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Here is a legal question Is this statutory rape??? ………or just a monumental mistake."
  8. Tow Bar Dilema

    Bodywork
    :confused: Dilema I'm confused by tow bar prices and the models they purport to fit. I want to buy a tow bar to to fit my 'S' registered Clio and as cheaply as possible. Can anyone help? I own a Clio 1st registered in January 1999 From what I've read the Clio Mk1 ran from 1990-1998. And...
  9. Millionnaire's Dilema

    General Chat
    Ok youve just walked past a phone box look inside and noticed a plastic supermarket bag stuffed with wads of fifty pound notes all packed into hundred thousand pound bundles ...theres no one around .....you nip into the phone box...a quick count up reveals a million quid....what would you do ?
  10. Renault Vel Satis - Replacement Tyres

    Wheels & tyres
    I have just replaced the factory tyres on my Vel Satis Initiale 3.0 DCi. The original factory fitted tyres were Michelin Pilot Sport 245/45/18 100W (Extra Load). I had them replaced at a well known tyre fitting company, but they fitted 1 x Michelin Pilot Sport 245/45/18 100Y (extra load) and 3...
  11. Laguna II Wpiers dilema, Help!!

    Cars & motoring
    I was woken up the other night with my Laguna II looking like it was possessed by demons. The lights were flashing and wipers both front and rear going flat out, the washers were even operating. I inserted the key and started the engine then switched off and everything stopped. I now have no...
  12. Oil Change Dilema! - Help

    Engines
    Hi. I have a Vel Satis 2.2dci. The service interval is every 18000mls. Having read a few threads I have almost done 9000 mls since my last service and feel that I should have an oil and filter change NOW. Renault want £97.00 (cheapest quote) to do this. MY QUESTION ARE: 1, Should I have a oil...
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