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  1. Facts Of Age

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    On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other...
  2. Global Facts About = Sex

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    At any given moment: FACT: 9,000,000 people are having sex - right now. FACT: 5,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 3,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 old person is reading Renault Forums.
  3. Interesting Human Body Facts

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    Interesting Human Body Facts The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball). It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. The...
  4. Interesting facts

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    It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times! Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years . Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at...
  5. some odd facts of life

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    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head...
  6. Facts about sex

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    Global Facts About Sex At Any Given Moment: FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 old person is reading emails. You hang in there, Sunshine ........
  7. Diesel Engines The Facts

    General Chat
    Stumbled accross this, and it makes sadly interesting reading. http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/topics/Diesel_engine#encyclopedia
  8. The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment

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    The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment: Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having se x . Fact: 1 lonely b ugger is reading emails...
  9. 13 essential facts about Lewis Hamilton

    Formula 1
    He has three Blue Peter badges. Hamilton first went on the programme as a remote-control car driver aged six ('Is it easy to do?' asked John Leslie; 'No,' deadpanned mini-Lewis), then as a go-kart driver at 12, and finally a Formula A driver at 16. His favourite bands are Chaka Demus & Pliers...
  10. Some weird facts

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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The...
  11. Some useless facts

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    1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." 3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. 4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 6. Studies show that if...
  12. AA inspection waste of money!?

    Cars & motoring
    :mad: Had AA inspection on used scenic , said good for year and only had minor scratches and dents. Proceeded with purchase. Day later cleaning car, lifted front drivers car mat yes you guessed it sodden right through. If inspection had picked this up would never had bought it, oh and the fan...
  13. Strange Facts

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    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hawaiian...
  14. Strange facts

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    The 3 most valuable brand names on earth are:-Marlboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser - in that order. Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. The only 15...
  15. Useless Facts

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    1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." 3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. 4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 6. Studies show that if...
  16. Interesting Facts, Read to the end!

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    you gotta read to the end though. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the...
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