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  1. Female swimming race

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A Blonde swimming race A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out. 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end of the pool and gets out...
  2. female study

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is...
  3. door sensor 2pin female plugs

    RENAULT MEGANE COURTESY DOOR INTERIOR LIGHT SWITCH I have 2001 megane 16v and my door open light an interior light flickers , I have got replacement sensors , but I need the 2pin female plugs that they plug into , but not been able to find replacement anywhere , can anyone point me to where I...
  4. For Sale - 2005 Renault Clio Extreme *female owners, low mileage*

    For sale
    Hiya, Up for sale is my 2005 Renault Clio Extreme - with 3 female owners from new. I have been the very proud owner of this car since October 2008, and I am extremely sad to see it go! Please take a look at the link here -...
  5. Female and need help with 2002 renault megane dynamique convertable

    I bought a megane dynamique convertable 2002 about 2 months ago. The dealer told me he had the lamda sensor replaced for the mot.driving home the engine management light came on and stayed on so I rang the dealers mechanic. He said the sensor on the exhaust probably hadnt been connected...
  6. Clio Manifold Female Torx size???

    Tools & equipment
    Hi all I have the very common issue of car stalling, coil light on. So tomorrow I intend to clean my throttle body but to do so I need a star (Female Torx) socket, can anyone tell me what size I will need to buy? Thanks David
  7. Men Who Lack Female Supervision............

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  8. Men who lack female supervision

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  9. male or female centre cap?

    Wheels & tyres
    hi , i have a 03 1.6 16v megane and have not got the key to remove the centre cap, how do i know if i need a male or a female one thanks steph:confused:
  10. female Scenic driver in need of urgent brake advise

    Hi there. I have just bought a used Scenic Alize 1.6. I am a single mum with 3 precious wee ones on board and really need some advice re my brakes. Excuse the 'girl speak' but sometimes when I am braking the brakes feel a bit wobbly, like perhaps the car is breaking unevenly???? It only...
  11. Man used penis to assault female police officer

    General Chat
    what I want to know is why she was down so low!!
  12. female football fans

    Jokes & funny stuff
    The World Cup is upon us
  13. female who knows not alot about cars needs help/advice

    :confused:i just bought a scenic II and the horn does not work,have tried the fuse but it still dont work also my underseat cd player wont work and 1 last thing does all fuses need to in the little sockets or whatever they are called or is it just specific fuses.thanks any help apprieciated
  14. Is God female

    Jokes & funny stuff
    CATHOLIC COFFEE... Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call...
  15. Male or female

    Jokes & funny stuff
    This just proves that we have become too dependent on our computers. Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look down... Look down, not scroll down ..........
  16. Clio RXE 1.6 Auto Speedo- helpless female!

    Wheels & tyres
    My speedo is running at exactly 10 miles an hour faster than I am driving. (ie I am doing 30 it says 40) I am taking a driving test in it in a couple of weeks and need to rectify the problem as quickly and cheaply as possible. The auto electrician was meant to have recalibrated it before I...
  17. Im new and female so be kind!!

    Hi all It seems i have a very thirsty car. I probably do about 70miles a week and every week without fail i am having to fill the water up in the radiator. the lights come on telling me to stop and the therm is very near the i pull over..let it cool...fill it up. Today i have noticed...
  18. Computer...male or female?

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    A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the...
  19. How to deal with female hormones

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    The best ways to deal with female hormones The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband...