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  1. The Gay Flight Attendant

    Jokes & funny stuff
    THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT: My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce...
  2. Please help. Espace 54 died in flight

    Engines
    I was driving last night and my vehicle just stopped working First the acceleration went, then the braking and then the steering seized Breakdown came out and tested battery saying all was well - even fitted a new one and the engine wouldn't fire enough to start The bizarre thing about the...
  3. Night Flight Blonde problems

    Jokes & funny stuff
    On a flight to New York the flight attendant said to a lady sitting in first class, "Madam, I'm afraid you'll have to sit in the back since you have a coach ticket you should have a first class ticket to sit up here." The lady responded, "Listen, I'm blonde beautiful, and I'm going to NY, and...
  4. Vulcan - final UK flight tour shortly

    General Chat
    From todays Daily Mail If you get the opportunity to see the Vulcan in flight you will never forget it :d http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3258054/Avro-Vulcan-XH558-prepares-final-flight.html Unfortunately I doubt it will be doing any acrobatic manouevres as it use to in the old air...
  5. Flight Manual. Rule 1. Check For Cats

    YouTube
  6. Round the world Solar aircraft flight.

    General Chat
    For anyone interested Solar 2 as taken off on the first leg of it's round the world solar powered flight from Abu Dhabi and is now heading down The Gulf of Oman, it can be tracked on line it's reg number HB-SIB. This should work. but only when it is in range of a receiving station...
  7. Flight announcement

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Flight Announcement ... Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth...
  8. First Flight

    Jokes & funny stuff
    First Flight Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum Hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane.' 'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked The first replied, 'Cause...
  9. Vulcan Bomber in Flight

    YouTube
    Not a Utube Vid, but an amazing Plane though. I love to hear those engines howl 5.30m in http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0a1_1362692897
  10. Harrier farewell

    General Chat
    Harrier's Fly past over Downing Street on their way to the scrapyard, might have to screw up your eyes to see it !
  11. Flight Path

    General Chat
    BTW There's a known problem with this app and MS IE ATM I've moved over for a while to Chrome Is this for real? http://www.radarvirtuel.com/# Locate a plane, aprrox every 2 mins it repositions itself. I watched it tonight and seen planes move into out area, I've gone outside and heard...
  12. the flight attendant

    Jokes & funny stuff
    The flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served up food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told everybody that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing...
  13. Flight Delays Delaying Renault Parts?

    Cars & motoring
    Just wondered if the recent volcanic ash flight delays have caused any delay in getting more obscure Renault parts over from France or would they normally come via road freight?
  14. Boeing 787 Dreamliner first flight

    Non-motoring news
    Boeings new all carbon fibre airliner is about to take off on it's maiden flight For any aircraft enthusiasts on the forum coverage can be seen here http://787firstflight.newairplane.com/ffindex.html
  15. Flight of the Darned - very silly but very funny

    YouTube
    Dr. Who, Dinosaurs, James Bond, Star Wars and an X-wing concorde. What's not to like?
  16. Flight 293 from Birmingham

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A plane was taking off from Birmingham Airport. After it had reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain cooly made his announcement over the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, from Birmingham to Madrid. The weather ahead is good...
  17. Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant

    Jokes & funny stuff
    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary...
  18. 40 years on, captain recalls flight which began oil revolution

    Regional activity
    http://news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=1170902007
  19. The Gay Flight Attendant

    Jokes & funny stuff
    THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that...
  20. Flight problem gripe sheet

    Jokes & funny stuff
    After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what...
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