food

You know when you see something on telly that makes you crave a particular food?. Cathedral city on toast. Hmm.

"Formed in 1977 in Coventry, England, they are an English 2 Tone ska revival band whose music combines a steady rock beat with punk attitude. Jerry Dammers and his bandmates achieved fame and notoriety with classics like 'Ghost Town' and 'Too Much Too Young". "Well, that's true", I said to...

An elderly woman was enjoying a good game of Bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really be ticked if it's not ready on time!" she exclaimed suddenly. When she got home, she realized that she didn't have enough time...

My mate thinks he is a smart àrse he argues that the only food that can make you cry is an onion. He soon changed his mind when I threw a coconut at him :grin2:

BRITISH FOOD IN THE FIFTIES For those of us who are old enough to remember ... And for the rest this is a history lesson! Memory may have taken its toll. ... but things REALLY HAVE changed this much ! * Pasta had not been invented. * Curry was a surname. * A "takeaway" was a mathematical...

No cheating. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert personality test, Post your reply if you are brave enough...

Yesterday I was at my local CO-OP buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What, did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't...

Banned from the Co-op – Didn’t like shopping there anyway Yesterday I was at my local CO-OP in Denbigh buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So...

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when...

Forgot to say NSFW oh and sorry for the typo in the title

next forum meet here???:eek: Hilarious.ws - Hilarious Pictures, Jokes, Funny Clips And Games

Who here shops online for thier food and who do you use?

Food could soon be calling out to you from the shelves Could a tin talk you into having beans for tea? | the Daily Mail Beans have been calling to me for years with the message it's going to be windy tomorrow

Accidental food (recipes) It would be interesting to know of other food mixtures that work and have happened by design of by sheer luck. I'll post this one, on holiday some years ago and only had a tin of beans, potato's', and a tin of (dog) corned beef. camping miles away from any town...

Delia's Way - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips The Real Woman's Way - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway Delia's Way - To keep...

If you had to eat 1 food, and nothing else, for 3 days in a row, what would it be?