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hello, i have another wonderful problem from this FRENCH (boo/hiss) car. the little light has appeared, i believe it is the "electric fault" light. the gas pedal stopped responding and the car wont move. i switched the engine off, walked back home and got my obd2 reader, got back to my car to...

Mick was swimming under water in South Africa and was attacked by a great white shark... Paddy says "Did you not see it coming Mick?" Mick says "No, it came from behind me Paddy" Paddy replies "For tucksake Mick, you must have heard the music then?" :grin2::grin2::grin2::grin2::grin2:

https://news.sky.com/story/washington-skies-see-penis-drawing-by-us-navy-jet-go-viral-11131042 :surprise::sofa:

"Mrs Hefner, it's the funeral parlour. Your husband's permanent erection means we can't get the coffin lid shut!" "Oh don't you worry about that," she said, " I'll be right over to sort it out." "But what do you intend to do?" asked the undertaker. "Cut it off, spit on it, shove it up his...

A man checks into a hotel in Solihull, Nr Birmingham Airport, while on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in the Singles Column in Playboy magazine. He found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the...

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I know this is a mainly Scots ad so dont know how many saw this one ...Barrs make cracking adverts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J0tr5PPAoU

WHERE WOULD YOU BE: IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES? IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU? IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS? IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES? SO...

Hi I noticed a few days ago that my external temp reading has stuck at 27 degrees it will go up but no less than 27. Does anyone know where the sensor is located please

Laguna II 2.0 dci. My lovely Laguna was in the shop for some clutch/dmf type stuff, you know; the usual. Anyway, she came back with the radio locked of course. Took me a couple of days to get round to finding the code but, in the meantime, Lady Laguna had decided to intermittently forget to...

Hi Guys I have got a new Clio that is in desperate need of some love and attention. First things first it needs a good service. Parts arrived this morning, but I cannot find the location of the pollen filter! Can anybody help. It is a 2005 model but have a feeling it is a Mk2 rather than 3...

Its not a renault but Ill try n run thru this as quickly as I can :) I bought a car an audi tt mk1 ,comes with a space saver. The tyre was shredded. A replacement continental 125/70 r18 is available at about £52 sterling,in the renault forum discounted "tyretraders". Today I decided to search...

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Hi there, I've had a Renault Scenic Fidji 2003 1.9dCi for about 4 years now. Its never ran all that well (as the engine management light would come on and the car would lose power) but recently after MOT and service it started to act quite strange. The power was completely gone and...

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Costa Coffee. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election...

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Hello, Bought myself a 2010 Clio mk3 ph2 and I am unsure on the clutch. Car has done 40K by the way. The bite is very high (But was told this is normal in clios, Was in my other one). I can't seem to change gear without "Bunny hopping" down the road. Can drive my old 99 clio or works 12 PUG 207...

Warning.......... you will laugh !!!! :d:d:d http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=71H69yDZ6W4 :d:d:d

We are getting water metering introduced country wide here soon,apparently they will charge you anyway even if they havent gotten around to metering you yet. edit: sorry I should have said at the start.Were gonna be charged for water,metered or unmetered,(no charge now) Apparently one of the...