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  1. George Michael RIP

    General Chat
    George Michael has now passed away:surprise: Ex-Wham! singer George Michael dies - BBC News
  2. Modus headlight bulb change Ques

    Electronics
    hi, i am new to the renault forums. i have a 2010 modus 1.2 dynamique. i have seen somewhere that the newer models of the modus (2007 onward) have simplified the renewal of the dipped beam headlight ie you dont have to take off the bumper to perform this task. i dont have to do this yet but...
  3. george mack

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    have a problem with starting. engine turns but doesn't fire up. Have recently lost fuel filler cap (lockable,) and waiting for spare. Could this be the problem. Have bled fuel line at filter and tank is full. Tanks, George.
  4. george

    Engines
    Currently rebuilding my engine on my 2.5dci Renault Master Van and on the timing side of the engine there are two tension sprockets (chain driven) which have lost tension - does anyone know how to retension the sprockets please?
  5. Boy George to DJ at F1 Rocks? The Afterparty in Delhi

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/10/12673.htmlF1 Rocks? have announced they are to host two nights of their F1 Rocks? The Afterparty during the weekend of the inaugural 2011 Formula 1 Airtel Grand Prix of India, which will take place in Delhi from October 28-30. The first of the...
  6. Shakira and Boy George join Singapore entertainment line-up

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/8/12408.htmlSingapore race organisers have released further news of their off-track entertainment line-up for September's event. Global superstar Shakira and 1980s legend Boy George will join previously-announced acts Linkin Park, ****gy, Rick Astley...
  7. When Zippy and George met Top Gear

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    this is genius, but it is NSFW
  8. george

    Engines
    Hi all, first time on so any help appreciated, just got 99 megane scenic 1.9 dti, today the engine wont rev up and drive and the glow plug lights when you try to accelerate, im no mecanic more of a have a go,er. so please help it simple as you can for me, thanks for bothering to read this and...
  9. George Burns and Oprah

    Jokes & funny stuff
    When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Oprah asked,' Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable.' Mr. Burns said, 'I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it.'...
  10. George Micheal Joke No.281

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Although his prison sentence only began earlier this week,he has already been attacked by a fellow inmate who was brandishing a bar of chocolate.Prison warders are investigating the attack and suspect the use of a careless Wispa. Sorry....I'll get me coat.:o
  11. Happy St George's Day

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    Happy St George's Day Hi All, Just thought would say Happy St George's Day to all my English Friends & members over the Border:devil: Cheers Don
  12. George

    Jokes & funny stuff
    An 80-year-old man goes for a physical.. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are fine.. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's...
  13. Proof that George W Bush isn't the dumbest American...

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    I found this link from a motorcycle forum, where everyone was having a good laugh! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570 Read the first 2-3 pages, and you will see how he has made a blunder of even greater proportions than you at first think. Absolutely hilarious! Enjoy... Paul
  14. St George

    Jokes & funny stuff
    I’ve proudly got a St George’s flag flying at the bottom of my garden. It’s a flag I borrowed off my neighbour, a former French soldier. All I had to do was paint the cross on it.
  15. Ulster �5 Note George Best

    Football
    Ulster £5 Note George Best Hi well my brother-in-law got one of these note's in Belfast through his till in the shop the other day and sent me one accross ok there have been 1 million made with there own wallet which i do not have:( but neither the less iam well pleased to have one of this...
  16. St George's day

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    Have a good St Georges day Folks :)
  17. George Burley to be named Scotland manager

    Football
    A good choice I feel George Burley to be named Scotland manager | Scotland - Times Online
  18. George Bush

    Jokes & funny stuff
    George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4 questions: First, why did the...
  19. George Bush goes to hell

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    George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who...
  20. Another George Bush Joke

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    George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a...
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