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  1. Hi little girl, do you want a lift?

    Jokes & funny stuff
    "Get in, I'll take you home" "No Thanks" "I've got a bag of sweets you can have" "No" "How about the bag of sweets and a fiver if you get in the car?" "No" "Okay, make it a tenner and we'll stop at MacDonalds on the way" "Look Dad, it's your own fault for buying an 'effing Fezza, for the last...
  2. Hats off to the old girl

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    And the driver. Gallery: Puff the Magic Wagon - Historic Racing Technology
  3. The Girl, the Letcher and the Snake

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    The Girl, the Letcher and the Snake This is a supposedly true story told to me by a member of a county surveyors office. The Letch as was the Girl was a surveyor and his one aim in life was to get in her pants, she was having absolutely non of this, now surveyors are called upon to visit way...
  4. New and very stressed out girl!

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    hello all i joined the site today to get help with my Clio 1.2 thats driving me mad. Im in no way a mechanic but im learning bits and bobs and trying hard to fix my car myself as I cant afford garage fees. thank you all for reading :-)
  5. Servicing cam belt times? Confused girl.

    I have a 2006 MK3 1.4 16V Clio Dynamique, and it needs a service. I used to have the service interval plan on my MY RENAULT, however it seems to have disappeared. I remember it telling me I needed my timing belt changed at 5 years or 72000 miles. I went through the service history and noticed...
  6. New Girl :)

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    Hey guys.. I drive a 2005 2ltr dci Renault Megane Dynamique, and have a few questions.. I had to disconnect my battery to change it due to a low point in it - and this obviously re-sets the radio. Can anyone tell me what the code should be? The person that sold me it doesn't know it and there is...
  7. Mexican drummer girl

  8. builders and the little girl

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    A young family move into a new build house which is next to a still undeveloped building plot A few week later, the builders start building a new house on the plot the families 5 year old daughter takes great interest in whats going on, and goes over to talk to the builders soon they become...
  9. New girl, Central Scotland

    Welcome to RenaultForums
    Hey everyone.. Bought a Clio Gt 8 months ago and thought I'd join the forum, looking forward to sharing and getting advice from you good people!! x Lauren Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk - Laurren;
  10. If you marry an Irish girl

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    IF YOU MARRY AN IRISH GIRL The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Poland...
  11. Blind girl

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    I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
  12. NSFW Glamour Girl Funny Video

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  13. 10 words guaranteed to get any girl to have sex with you

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    Alright darlin does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  14. The Girls are coming!! Girl wins MGP

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    Fantastic .......... I just love proper road racing and its fantastic to learn a girl has made history by winning the 2009 Ultra Lightweight Manx Grand Prix. This hasnt been very well published...
  15. **Announcement!!** My Newborn Baby Girl!!!

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    Everyone on the RenaultForums let me introduce you to the first addition to my family!! Her name is Shannon. She was born on Thursday 16th April. I am absolutly overjoyed about this as this is me and my wifes first child. I can't really explain in words how brilliant it is! I know how sleepless...
  16. Barack Obama vs An intelligent Little Girl

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    Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said...
  17. Model girl sues

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  18. Model girl

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    Sues surgeon after plastic surgery goes wrong
  19. Girl on Wii fit gets two million YouTube hits

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    Crazy :crazy: :crazy:
  20. It's a GIRL!

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    Evening all Just to let you know, baby Jessica born earlier on this evening weighing 7lbs4. I am on cloud nine. Mother and baby fine and dandy :d Oh, and she was 5 days overdue, apparently very common round these parts lately according to the midwife.