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  1. Rio government to build F1 track

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    Rio de Janeiro’s city hall selected a group of companies to build a new race track that could eventually host the Brazilian Grand Prix, a move that could still be challenged in courts. Official city hall records published Tuesday say the Rio MotorSports group was the only bidder for the job...
  2. The Official Title of The Government

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    Me being nosey decided to look up the age of the House of Parliament and found this info, read into it what you like>:)>:) Royal Palace From the Cnut the Great (1016-1035) to Henry VIII, this strategically important river side site was the main residence for the Kings of England until 1512...
  3. Government trying make even more money now

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    I heard this on my local radio today.. Diesel drivers face £12.50 fee to enter cities after motorists were told to ditch their petrol cars for 'green' fuel.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3233253/Diesel-drivers-face-12-50-fee-enter-cities-motorists-told-ditch-petrol-cars-green-fuel.html
  4. Announcement from the Government

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    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged...
  5. Government Warning ?

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    Information Release. There is concern over the current driving standards in England so the Department of Transport have devised a scheme to identify poor and dangerous drivers. This system will allow all road users to recognise the potentially hazardous and dangerous ones or those with limited...
  6. Government tender

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    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street ; one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool .. They go with a government official to examine the wall. The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some...
  7. Government warning

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    A government warning said that anyone travelling in icy conditions, should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing (including a scarf hat & gloves), 24 hour supply of food & drink, de-icer,rock salt, torch ( with batteries ), safety triangle, tow rope, petrol can, 1st aid kit and...
  8. Formula 1 - Government Petition

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    Morning all, Just spotted this on the government epetition website. 100,000 names are required for government to consider the topic for debate. Every little helps. http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions?order=desc&sort=count&state=open
  9. Government survey

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    It has been found after extensive research, there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men: those which fall within the normal size range & those which are less than two inches while erect. The government has appealed for help to continue research. Could all the men in the UK with extremely small...
  10. New Government Seal

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    New Government Seal Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation...
  11. Will we miss this Government?

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    Won't be long now. :d Party Conference season, The Sun declaring allegiance to DC. The government suddenly coming out with new initiatives that they have had TWELVE years to think about. I say good Ferking riddance to the biggest bunch of lying, duplicitous t*ss pots we have ever had the...
  12. Government Survey

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    'Are there too many immigrants in Britain ?' 21% Said: Yes 17% Said: No 62% Said: عهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط .
  13. The lengths that the government has driven me to...

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    As you will probably know, I own & operate a mobile SMART repair business. As you will definitely know - the cost of fuel is becoming ever more frightening on an almost daily basis. With the economy teetering on the brink of recession, its not really a good idea to increase prices, but I...
  14. New government logo

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    :d
  15. Scottish government halts Lewis wind farm plans

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    A victory for common sense http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/latestnews/Scottish-government-halts-Lewis-wind.4003581.jp
  16. Government blunder files thousands of DNA samples from criminals under the names of i

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    Quite scary :crazy: :crazy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=519568&in_page_id=1965
  17. Wind energy to power UK by 2020, government says

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    Wind energy to power UK by 2020, government says | Environment | Guardian Unlimited
  18. Two further breaches embarrass Government

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    Two further breaches embarrass Government Two more cases of lost confidential information have emerged as police continue to search for discs containing files of 25 million people.
  19. Government accused of cover-up over immigrant security staff

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    5,000 !!!! :crazy: I thought when this news initially broke some months back it was only a few isolated cases . So much for the war on terror Government accused of cover-up over immigrant security staff | Special Reports | Guardian Unlimited Politics
  20. Government announcement

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