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  1. 'machine gun' sound from drivers side engine, but only when accelerating ?

    Hi - I have just got a used Clio II 1200 16v Sensation. and noticed an unusual sound from the engine (why on earth dont you hear these things when you are taking these things out for a test drive!) - anyway, it was on my drive today and then engine was normal temperature. This noise is coming...
  2. Gun Story

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A Gun Story A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a 45 calibre Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." A voice from the back of the room called out, "You need more...
  3. Engine sounding like a sub machine gun

    1.5 dci megane, 05 Known faults: injector fault, stop, when accelerating, back to normal when easing of the gas: done leak test one injector returning too much fuel another to little, about 40% of the other two: Need to clean/purge/replace. New problem: took longer to start this morning, and...
  4. Renault GT 2007 alloy colour code

    HI Guys & Girls, I apologies if i have put this post in the wrong area, im newbie. I want to spray my alloys this gt colour, atm they are the standerd light gt colour. But i really want the grey from this blue megane. I am after the colour code. Thanks in advance
  5. Taser Stun Gun

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Supposedly a true story. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. Last weekend I saw something at a local pawn shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt...
  6. The Chicken Gun

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of...
  7. Doctors -v- Gun Owners

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Doctors · The number of physicians in the U.S. is · 700,000. · Accidental deaths caused by Physicians · per year are · 120,000. · Accidental deaths per physician · 0.171 · Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of · Health...
  8. The young gun slinger

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot... ‘Could you give me...
  9. My Cat Has Been Shot With An Air Gun

    General Chat
    :mad::mad::mad: No iam not kidding iam afraid,i wasn't going to bother posting this but i can't believe this iam shocked really shocked,those that know me know i love my animals 4 cats Cossie Bob Baxter and Sweep and yesterday Baxter came home after a few days away as he does with a slug...
  10. laser gun

    Cars & motoring
    Anybody got or used one of those laser infered thermometer guns, kids want to know what to buy for my birthday, and i thought one of these might be useful addition to the toolkit. Seen a few on ebay for about £25, it say's professional type.
  11. Army to get new grenade machine gun

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    Army to get new grenade machine gun for use in Afghanistan. Army launches 'grenade' machine gun | the Daily Mail
  12. Gun control (56K warning)

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity and carry gun: £65.00 9mm Handgun purchased from Jamal off the Old Kent Road: £150.00 Failure to master proper weapon retention skills during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS Watch closely