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  1. Cambelt Change and Vehicle Health Check

    Hi, > I need some advice as to if a vehicle I have bought will need a cambelt kit change ASAP. > I would also like to know if the cambelt is checked during a vehicle health check? Vehicle Details: Renault Grand Scenic 1.6L Diesel 2011 130bhp. Registered: 21/11/2011 SERVICE: Oct 2013 - 18,012...
  2. Got a health problem? Hope not!

    Cars & motoring
    DVLA list of reportable ailments! Be no cars on the road if properly applied:surprise:
  3. Health for the older gent.

    General Chat
    For those that are having to go to the bog a bit more than you like or things get a bit uncomfortable, basically if you have to pass water more often than you did, this may help, it's not a excuse not to go to the quack but is likely to make quit a noticeable difference. Swanson Saw Palmetto...
  4. No Smoke Without Health Police

    General Chat
    Just seen this article. There's some contradictory double standards in this new legislation :crazy:
  5. Six Basic Rules for Good Health

    Jokes & funny stuff
    1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better. 2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body. 3. F***ing refreshes you. 4. After F***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids. 5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level. SO, REMEMBER ...
  6. Men's Health

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  7. Glock ruled out of Valencia race on health grounds

    Formula 1 news's Timo Glock will play no part in Sunday's 2012 Formula 1 Grand Prix of Europe after taking doctors' advice on the stomach bug that also caused him to miss Saturday's qualifying session. ?Timo received medical guidance yesterday...
  8. Important health advice for women

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc. Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident...
  9. Health Alert Re Cucumber

    Non-motoring news
    A GERMAN in Britain has been diagnosed with a potentially lethal strain of E.coli, believed to originate in organic cucumbers. The bacteria have killed nine people in Germany, and almost 300 people have been admitted to the hospital there. Cases have also been reported in Sweden, Denmark and...
  10. Stewart undergoing checks after health scare

    Formula 1 news world champion Jackie Stewart was hospitalised on Wednesday after being taken ill on a flight from Geneva to London. Stewart is undergoing precautionary checks, but is expected to make a full recovery. According to reports, the...
  11. Health and Safety Notice

    Jokes & funny stuff
    In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the UK, and said, ‘Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.’ He gave Noah the blueprints...
  12. Christmas Health and Safety

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    WHILE SHEPHERDS WATCHED While shepherds watched their flocks by night All seated on the ground, The Angel of the Lord came down, And Glory shone around. The Union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches Health and Safety Regulations to insist the shepherds watch their flocks without...
  13. The improved National Health Service.

    Jokes & funny stuff
    The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists...
  14. Important health advice for women

    Jokes & funny stuff
    IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc. - Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way...
  15. Health and safety film

    this may also be of some help to Donald and Lag, be careful where you park :eek: ue61c6MZNQw&feature=fvhl
  16. senior health care solution

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    So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Senior Government Officials. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you...
  17. This is a very very true, and little known health fact!!!!!!

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    OMG....entirely too much research time spent on this, Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the an4l Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a sh1tty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair...
  18. Two gnomes V health and safety

    General Chat
    Council chiefs have apologised after a woman was wrongly told to remove two gnomes on health and safety grounds from outside her flat. Linda Langford, 57, was sent a letter by Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council also asking her to remove an ornamental tortoise. She had placed the items in a...
  19. Health and Safety <<Please Read>>

    Hi All, After looking around the various threads on this site I have seen may reports of accidents/near misses. I just wanted to post a bit of advice that I hope may help you all. :d The average diesel engine runs at an under bonnet air temperature of around 90 degrees C (Appx 210 F)! As you...
  20. Health warning

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    I went to a dinner party last night where I, and other guests, enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc. From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately...