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  1. Indian chief..

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    In the Indian tribes of america its the chief that names the children..but one brave wanted to know how his Chief came by the names..the chief replied I name the children by what I have seen..the sun shone brightly today so I named that child "Shining Sun" the snow was cold another day so I...
  2. Young Indian Worrior

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    A young indian warrior goes to see his father the chief, Father, can I ask you a question? What would you like to know my son? How are new born children named in this tribe? When your sister was born your mother labored long and hard she was born just as the sun came up, I walked from my lodge...
  3. Indian Empress party opens Monaco weekend

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2014/5/15862.htmlSeven years on and it's still going strong. Once again on Thursday evening Force India boss Vijay Mallya's yacht, the Indian Empress, was the place to be on the opening night of the Monaco Grand Prix weekend. Mallya's party has undoubtedly...
  4. Indian on horseback

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    A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every...
  5. The Indian

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    A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality however." "Oh, what is that...
  6. Renault Duster wins Indian car of the year award

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    Renault Duster is the one vehicle that not only brought profits and good days for the French automaker in India , it also brought the culture of compact SUVs in the country. Renault Duster receives the Indian car of the year award at Taj Lands End in Mumbai. These awards are an expert and...
  7. Indian race organisers auction children's paintings for charity

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2012/5/13300.htmlA collection of paintings signed by Formula One drivers is currently being auctioned online by the Indian race organisers to raise funds for charity. The artworks, painted by underprivileged Indian children, were on display at the Buddh...
  8. Indian Weather forecasting

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    It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was...
  9. Race - Vettel eases to inaugural Indian victory

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/10/12725.htmlSebastian Vettel won the 2011 Formula 1 Airtel Grand Prix of India, but it might as well have been a replay of his victory in Korea a fortnight ago as he simply ran away and hid and left Jenson Button to chase him from a distance...
  10. Qualifying - Vettel on pole for inaugural Indian race

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/10/12715.htmlLewis Hamilton's three-place grid penalty came back to haunt him in qualifying for the Indian Grand Prix. The 2008 champion was right on Sebastian Vettel's tail after their first runs in Q3, the German lapping in 1m 24.437s in the Red...
  11. Chandhok misses out on Indian race drive

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/10/12685.htmlLotus tester Karun Chandhok has lost out on the chance to race in front of his home crowd at this weekend's inaugural Indian event, after the team decided to retain regular line-up Heikki Kovalainen and Jarno Trulli for the New Delhi race...
  12. Jani samples Indian circuit for Red Bull

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/10/12680.htmlSwiss driver Neel Jani has become the first man to drive a Formula One car around the newly-completed Buddh International Circuit after he got behind the wheel of a Red Bull as part of the venue's unveiling this week. Jani took to the...
  13. Hamilton wows Indian crowds on streets of Bangalore

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/9/12581.htmlThe residents of Bangalore enjoyed a taste of Formula One action on Tuesday as McLaren's Lewis Hamilton took to the streets of the India city in his 2008 world championship-winning MP4-23. Over 40,000 fans lined the temporary track to watch...
  14. Indian track named Buddh International Circuit

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/4/11966.htmlThe track that will host the inaugural Indian Grand Prix later this year has been officially named the Buddh International Circuit (BIC), organisers have announced. The 5.14-kilometre, Herman Tilke-designed venue will host its first F1 race...
  15. Force India establish Indian driver academy

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2011/4/11927.htmlForce India have set up a new driver academy to find and support talented young drivers from India. The not-for-profit programme will eventually also offer vocational and academic training for gifted individuals in various other fields...
  16. Indian Winter

    Jokes & funny stuff
    It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was...
  17. Team input 'invaluable' to Indian circuit design

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2010/8/11150.htmlOrganisers of next year's inaugural Indian Grand Prix are hoping that input from Formula One teams into the design of the new circuit will help make it one of the most challenging and exciting on the F1 calendar. Hermann Tilke, the...
  18. Indian Wooing

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    Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off...
  19. Indian pop charts

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    The Curry Charts ~ what's hot & what's not. 35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna 34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club 33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness 32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham 31. Dansak Queen - Abba 30. Korma People - Pulp 29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba 28. When I Phall in Love -...
  20. Indian Rhapsody

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    To the tune of the classic Queen song obviously!! INDIAN RHAPSODY Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by...
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