Did you know that on average, an Australian man has sex three or four times a week, whereas a Japanese man has sex on average, once or twice a year.
This has perplexed me very much, I'd no idea that I was Japanese.
Love this Japanese Doctor!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend...
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na...
Maybe you have taken this test before, but if not
Japanese Eye Test
If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the
Corner of your eyes as if you were Japanese. Keep
Pulling until your eyes are almost closed...It works.
http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2010/10/11341.htmlLocal heroes Kamui Kobayashi and Sakon Yamamoto are just two of the drivers facing the media on Thursday, while Toro Rosso's Franz Tost and Bridgestone's Hiroshi Yasukawa will answer questions on Friday. The line-up in full?
Some strong results for the British riders today,Bradley Smith was 3rd in the 125's with Danny Webb scoring a solid 7th,Scott Redding finished 5th in the Moto2's after a race long battle with the leading pack.
The MotoGP race will be re-run on the BBC so I won't spoil it for anyone that hasn't...
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan . . .
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall...
Due to the European airspace chaos caused by the volcanic ash cloud,next weekends Japanese GP has been postponed.....
It is music to Rossi's ears as he fell off his moto-cross bike last week and wasn't going to be 100% fit so this gives...
This could be one bit of good news due to the financial problems in the world at the moment...
Hopefully Suzuka will get the GP back permanently,it was crazy to move it to Fuji as the track isn't a patch on Suzuka.:)
Good Day for Renault
Pos Lap Driver Team
1 67 L Hamilton McLaren
2 67 H Kovalainen Renault
3 67 K Raikkonen Ferrari
4 67 D Coulthard Red Bull
5 67 G Fisichella Renault
6 67 F Massa Ferrari
7 67 R Kubica BMW Sauber
8 67 V Liuzzi Toro Rosso
An American an Japanese and an Irish man
Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have...
a dustman knocks on a japenese bloke's door an the jap says "HARRO" an the dustman replies,wheres ur bin?. i bin on the loo says the jap.no mate wheres ur dustbin?. i dust bin on the loo,i told u. MATE!where is ur wheele bin?. ho k i wheelie bin having a w.nk.:d