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  1. Japanese grand prix 2018

    Formula 1 results
    Qualifying Results Sebastian Vettel messed up in Q3 but thats Ferrari This year
  2. Japanese

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    Did you know that on average, an Australian man has sex three or four times a week, whereas a Japanese man has sex on average, once or twice a year. This has perplexed me very much, I'd no idea that I was Japanese.
  3. Japanese doctor's advice on diet

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    Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend...
  4. Japanese erotic sex

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    A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex: Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!" Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!" Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!" Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!" Husband shouts angrily: "Na...
  5. Japanese Eye Test

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    Maybe you have taken this test before, but if not Japanese Eye Test If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the Corner of your eyes as if you were Japanese. Keep Pulling until your eyes are almost closed...It works.
  6. FIA press conference schedule - Japan

    Electronics
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2010/10/11341.htmlLocal heroes Kamui Kobayashi and Sakon Yamamoto are just two of the drivers facing the media on Thursday, while Toro Rosso's Franz Tost and Bridgestone's Hiroshi Yasukawa will answer questions on Friday. The line-up in full? Thursday...
  7. Japanese MotoGP

    Bikes news
    Some strong results for the British riders today,Bradley Smith was 3rd in the 125's with Danny Webb scoring a solid 7th,Scott Redding finished 5th in the Moto2's after a race long battle with the leading pack. The MotoGP race will be re-run on the BBC so I won't spoil it for anyone that hasn't...
  8. Japanese hotel services and amenities

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    A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan . . . Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. 'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall...
  9. Japanese MotoGP Round Postponed

    Bikes news
    Due to the European airspace chaos caused by the volcanic ash cloud,next weekends Japanese GP has been postponed..... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/motorbikes/ It is music to Rossi's ears as he fell off his moto-cross bike last week and wasn't going to be 100% fit so this gives...
  10. Japanese proverb

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  11. Fuji To Abandon Japanese GP

    Formula 1 news
    This could be one bit of good news due to the financial problems in the world at the moment... http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/76751 Hopefully Suzuka will get the GP back permanently,it was crazy to move it to Fuji as the track isn't a patch on Suzuka.:)
  12. Japanese Grand Prix

    Formula 1 news
    Good Day for Renault Pos Lap Driver Team 1 67 L Hamilton McLaren 2 67 H Kovalainen Renault 3 67 K Raikkonen Ferrari 4 67 D Coulthard Red Bull 5 67 G Fisichella Renault 6 67 F Massa Ferrari 7 67 R Kubica BMW Sauber 8 67 V Liuzzi Toro Rosso
  13. An American a Japanese and an Irishman

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    An American an Japanese and an Irish man Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have...
  14. japanese bloke

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    a dustman knocks on a japenese bloke's door an the jap says "HARRO" an the dustman replies,wheres ur bin?. i bin on the loo says the jap.no mate wheres ur dustbin?. i dust bin on the loo,i told u. MATE!where is ur wheele bin?. ho k i wheelie bin having a w.nk.:d
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