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  1. The Joke That Are ********....And Advice Needed?

    Wheels & tyres
    Hi all, Further to my thread yesterday I went to ******** today for the free brake check. I was well recieved with all the spiel of how dangerous it is etc which I ignored. I am told I need a new cylinder and new shoes as well as a brake fluid "clean out" due to it "****ing out" fluid for a...
  2. What a joke...

    Cars & motoring
    Just rang my local Renault dealer to get the serial number for my gearbox,mentioned how diabolical their pk6 gearboxes are,at first he said what do you expect the gearboxes are nearly 12 years old...i said mines an 04 and has only 87k on it with FSH....."well all cars breakdown" yes but not as...
  3. smoke is no joke

    Engines
    Hi guys&dolls i have an espace(97)2.2 dci,when first started in morning white smoke from exhaust and engine chugs for about 5min then all is well,please help.
  4. No Joke ??

    Cars & motoring
    Have had our 1999 Clio 1.6 RXE 5 door auto: for just one week. No Handbook? Just how does one check the Engine Oil Level ?? full to low ?? --- The emobiliser, can actually Stop the car Starting!! Did shopping, came back to car, Loaded shopping into the back, got in car, No Start ??? tried three...
  5. Snow Joke!

    Electronics
    Hi - I own a 2006 Scenic 1.6 - great car no probs - until today! On way to work some snow on the roof of the car slid down onto the windscreen. I switched on the wipers to clear the snow and heard a very expensive crack! Took the car to my local Renault garage - £371 to repair!!!! Says it...
  6. Absolute Joke

    Engines
    Car 1.8 Petrol Laguna II - 2001 Is the gearbox in this car only supposed to last just over 40,000 miles? Mine broke took clutch with it at just under 4 years old. D***n Renault say its not under warranty. Major argument and Renault agree to contribute. Woopee Email Renault customer...
  7. Good Joke

    Regional activity
    Dead Duck A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away." The distressed...
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