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  1. 'machine gun' sound from drivers side engine, but only when accelerating ?

    Engines
    Hi - I have just got a used Clio II 1200 16v Sensation. and noticed an unusual sound from the engine (why on earth dont you hear these things when you are taking these things out for a test drive!) - anyway, it was on my drive today and then engine was normal temperature. This noise is coming...
  2. Clip Machine in the Rochdale Area

    Electronics
    Hi, Does anyone know of someone with the Clip diagnostic kit in the Rochdale or surrounding area please ? I have a fault on a 1.9Dci Megane, with the Check Injection light. Originally it showed MAF Circuit, replacing the MAF Sensor cured the running problem, but the light won't clear, so I...
  3. Man vs Machine - Intro

    Engines
    A brief introduction to my car and the sequence of events so far. I have a 2005 Megane Grand Scenic 2.0 16V. Bought Dec 2015 by the wife. It was bought with the intention of using for the year until we can afford the car we want. Car was running fine to begin with - some minor things I noticed...
  4. Diagnostic machine: Scenic 2 Check parking brake

    Brakes/Hubs
    Hi all, was wondering if a normal Snap on Modis or Snap on Solus could clear the Check parking brake as a friend of mine has told me only Renault Clip can clear this message? Can anyone confirm? thanks
  5. Engine sounding like a sub machine gun

    Engines
    1.5 dci megane, 05 Known faults: injector fault, stop, when accelerating, back to normal when easing of the gas: done leak test one injector returning too much fuel another to little, about 40% of the other two: Need to clean/purge/replace. New problem: took longer to start this morning, and...
  6. Diagnostic machine

    Tools & equipment
    Hi looking for some advice on what one to buy for my car? want one that can reset codes as well, as I have the "check emissions" light on the dash have about £100 to spend. thanks Paul.
  7. washing machine

    General Chat
    if you are ever looking for one dont buy one of these i have had it for about 2 years and just listed it for spares so to put a smile on your face have a look :d http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/141399155698?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 Ron
  8. Grandparents' Answering Machine

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp .... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children...
  9. megane 1.6vvt sounds like a washing machine!!!

    Engines
    from the left hand side of the engine there is a rubbing/squeaking that is very regular. it also speeds up as the engine revs increase. the belts have been changed 8000miles ago. has any one got an idea what this noise could be. i think it might be the bottom pulley as the speed of the noise is...
  10. Mean Green People Machine

    Welcome to RenaultForums
    Hi All, New to this site. I am now the proud owner of a mean green people machine...I pick up my Renault Megan Scenic this afternoon...2000 model 1.6alize :d
  11. Looking for diagnostic machine for Renault Clio & Megane

    Electronics
    We own 3 Renaults in our family and I seem to be running to the garage quite a bit to get warning lights extinguished on the instrument panel The technician normally connects a diagnostic machine to the plug and switches it off with an associated cost each time Would anyone know or be able to...
  12. Death of a washing machine

    YouTube
    So much more amusing than just throwing it in the skip :d http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=5525657
  13. At the ATM Machine

    Jokes & funny stuff
    AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when...
  14. Time Machine

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine that can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he...
  15. Birmingham ticket machine operates in German

    General Chat
    See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west ... 487529.stm "Drivers using a Birmingham city centre car park have had their language skills tested by a ticket dispenser which operates in German. The machine gives instructions in English until the multi-storey Brunel Street car park becomes full...
  16. Men -v- Women at ATM machine

    Jokes & funny stuff
    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined...
  17. Random: Washing machine problem

    General Chat
    hey guys bit of an off-topic thread but wondered if any of the members have any knowledge of washing machine mechanics? i have a hotpoint aquarius 900 and its just broke. no power going to it. mum says its slowly been going and if she tapped it it would start again. checked fuses and all visible...
  18. Washing machine advice

    General Chat
    Well guys, its never rains but it pours eh! My washing machine has packed in and i need a new one. Does anyone have any suggestions of where to buy one? I need a cheapish one, but one that has a good spin at least 1200 rpm and can do hand wash items also (i'm asking the world i know!) Any...
  19. Irish firm promise to display 'free-energy' machine

    General Chat
    Irish firm promise to display 'free-energy' machine - Business - Belfast Telegraph
  20. Army to get new grenade machine gun

    General Chat
    Army to get new grenade machine gun for use in Afghanistan. Army launches 'grenade' machine gun | the Daily Mail
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