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  1. Marriage

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    Things haven't been going well in the bedroom recently, so to improve our marriage I signed up for this class that was taught by this guy called "the sensual." After a few weeks of practice, I tried out some of the moves he taught me on the wife during our lovemaking, but I just wound up...
  2. Marriage and water sports

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    A man met a beautiful lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice...
  3. Marriage is sharing

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    The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of...
  4. marriage

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    How many times? I'm awaiting my third divorce????
  5. The marriage

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    A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very...
  6. 50 years of marriage

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    After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her...
  7. Italian secret of a long marriage

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    At St. Peter's Roman Catholic Church in Aberdeen Scotland, they have weekly husbands' Marriage Seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, an Italian immigrant who had lived in Aberdeen for many years, and was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes...
  8. 50 years of marriage

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    A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'...
  9. Pre Marriage

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    A young couple wanted to join the church. The vicar told them, and ‘We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.' The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the vicar ushered them into his office...
  10. Marriage Humour!

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    Marriage Humour: Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.' ------------------------------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'...
  11. 4th Marriage

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    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director,"...
  12. Marriage Counseling

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    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness...
  13. Marriage

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  14. Secret to a long happy marriage

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  15. Same sex marriage

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    Michael and Larry got married in California .. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together. In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the...
  16. Marriage is like ...

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    Marriage is like a deck of cards ............. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade
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  18. 40 years of marriage

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    A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time...
  19. Marriage

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    They say that marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with just two hearts and a diamond...(ahhhh!) ....later, you'd wish you had a club and a spade! Hey ho!!
  20. Marriage

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    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're...
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