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  1. Osram (made in Germany) night breaker blown

    Hi all, bought a pair of Osram night breakers as my driver's side light had gone .It lasted 2 months and is gone again followed this time by the passager side too (that was an old one).Do you think is an electrical issue or bad bulbs .Also as they cost about£20 is there any warranty on them...
  2. Go on then groan,,, I can last all night wife's gone bed

    Jokes & funny stuff
    I went and complained directly to the manager of the strip club that none of the women there would give me a private dance, and even though I kept trying to get their attention they all seemed to be deliberately ignoring me entirely ! Eventually he said, "Look, Bob, I just don't think you're...
  3. Burns Night

    General Chat
    Batty & Nora Happy Burns night ! and save some haggis & Irn-Bru for us lot ! Al
  4. Hey folks, it's Saturday night..

    General Chat
    ...anyone up for an 80's disco? >:) Ok I think the last one may have been late 70's.. Please feel free to bring your own records and put em on the record-player! :laugh:
  5. A night at DDs local

    General Chat
    Want to join DD for a pint :eek:
  6. Tower Bridge last night

    General Chat
    Middle son Rhys was caught up in the trouble at Tower Bridge last night, to our shame we didn’t realise he had gone into London, we thought his mates birthday celebration was in Barnet. We had gone out, the first I knew about it was when he came down for breakfast. They had been standing...
  7. Car alarm going off randomly only at night

    Hi, We have had a Renault Grand Scenic DCI 1.6 Deisel 2012 Plate for 2.5 years. The past 3 nights the alarm has been going off randomly throughout the night but not throughout the day when it is left untouched. It has got to the point were we have had to leave it unlocked so as not to keep...
  8. CLIO MK4 RS Bumper on CLIO MK4 1.5 dci Night and day

    Exterior styling
    Dear Community, Is it possible to put a RS bumper on a CLIO mk4? Will it fit? Thnx!
  9. Night Flight Blonde problems

    Jokes & funny stuff
    On a flight to New York the flight attendant said to a lady sitting in first class, "Madam, I'm afraid you'll have to sit in the back since you have a coach ticket you should have a first class ticket to sit up here." The lady responded, "Listen, I'm blonde beautiful, and I'm going to NY, and...
  10. If you did catch it the other night..

    General Chat
    The debate on whether to bomb syria or concluded with one of the best speeches I have heard in a long time..its only 14 minutes long so I am sure you can spend 14 minutes of your valuable time to listen to it and then give us your thoughts on it.. :) Many thanks...
  11. Girls night out

    Jokes & funny stuff
    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls'. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in...
  12. Trip computer and everything else resets to 0 after a cold night.

    Hi all...ive noticed wenever we have a cold night the little screen between the speedo and rev counter resets itself back to zero..the mileage and numbers till next service are ok it just everything the trip mileage,miles left till fill up,avg mph,miles per gallon..but the car starts...
  13. Late Night Vet Call

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A dog lover agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. Unfortunately, when the time came, she found her female dog was "in heat." She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she...
  14. laguna wont start after cold night

    hi anyone give me any help re 04 plate 1.9 cdi laguna it turns over and sounds as if it wants to go having to get someone to tow me to start usually after a frosty night,when i do get it running it runs perfectly all day so far replaced glowplugs changed fuel,air&oil&filter i now have glowplug...
  15. no light on switch at night meg 1

    1 of the switchs left of the dimming one..... bulb symbol don't light up at night, there rotary switches 1 for dim dash 1 for headlight aim. the switches are right of the steering
  16. Climate Control Stopped Working Over Night

    Heating & cooling
    Hi everyone, Yesterday I was using the climate control on my Clio to clear the window screen and everything was fine. I came to it this morning and I have to clear the screen again and it just wouldn't work. I tried low temp low fan speed, low temp high fan, and the same with high temp but...
  17. Bahrain switches to night race for 2014

    Formula 1 news will celebrate the tenth anniversary of its first Grand Prix this year by becoming the latest Formula One night race. The 2014 Bahrain race, which takes place on April 6, will start at 1800 hours local time (1500 hours GMT) and...
  18. Last Night

    Jokes & funny stuff
    I went back to some bird's house last night. After we'd both stripped off, she walked over to her bed and asked, "Would you prefer to have sex on top or underneath?" "Definitely on top." I replied, "There's too many shoes underneath."
  19. Engine won't start first time after been left over night.

    Hi there, I bought a renualt megane dynamique 1.6 2 weeks ago, it drives ok apart from squeaky brakes, but they seems to be a problem starting the car after its been left over night or for a good few hours, I put the card in press the button it turns over but then just stops and doesnt start it...
  20. ABS ESP Serv lights came on last night

    Ok I was driving home at 60mph in the rain last night and the ABS ESP and Serv Lights all came on. Just to give a clearer idea, the car has been in for a service and they have replaced rear Disks and Pads, I don't know if this is a contributing factor or not but and info would be gratefully...