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  1. Something to offend the sensitive

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    British Prime Minister David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim social security benefits. From next week the forms will only be printed in English. The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 Million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're...
  2. Something to offend everyone

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    I'm not normally suspicious but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected that special resin into her crack.....she hasn't even got a car!! I hate crushing pills up and putting them in my Gran's dinner. I feel sneaky, but if I ever got her pregnant I wouldn't...
  3. Can offend, but essential viewing nonetheless!

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    Have a look and try to keep a straight face... Paul:d
  4. Something to offend everyone!

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    A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for?' A kid at the back shouts out 'He was the last white man to be called Winston!' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ...
  5. Heather Mills (May offend)

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    Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle!
  6. For The Men-- May Offend

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  7. May offend BMW owners.

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    Sorry to anyone that has seen this before, I have but it still makes me laugh. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside. (sorry to supercc & nicolidus)
  8. More captions (may offend slightly)

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    These hole in the wall machines arn't all the're cracked up to be
  9. Warning, May offend!!

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    A very fat lady walks into a butchers with her two sons. The butcher asks "Are your two boys twins?" "No" replies the lady "one is six and the other is nine. Do you think they look alike?" "No" replies the butcher "I just can't beleive that you have been sh****ed twice!!!!!!!"
  10. Scottish Joke - warning, may offend some!

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    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength,and lifted himself from bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way...
  11. Essex Girls - warning, may offend!

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    An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise." An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash...
  12. Merry Christmas-warning may offend!!

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    Contains Bad language so may offend some. Merry Christmas