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  1. Police

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  2. Dash Cam link to Police

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    Seen in an article on today's MSN Is it a good idea or will it develop into Big Brother for all motoring offences?
  3. Police Scotland

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    Police Scotland has had its fair share of criticism since it was formed by merging the individual regional forces, and the rates reported for solving crimes is disappointing to say the least. But don't worry, police vehicles are being updated to have Police Scotland written in Gaelic on...
  4. Police not really a joke, but made me smile

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    QUESTION: How do you tell the difference between an English police officer, a Canadian police officer, an American police officer and a Scottish police officer? The situation is that an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with the officer, screams obscenities, raises...
  5. Police show off new patrol cars

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  6. Don't Park near a Police Station

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    Police blow up ***39;suspicious***39; car outside station - then realise it had been parked there by fellow officers
  7. Police Scotland Appeal for witnesses

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    This is published on police Scotland website Police officers in the South Ayrshire area command are appealing to the public for information following a bizarre unsubstantiated report of a public disorder incident in the vicinity of the Alloway Auld Kirk on January 25th. According to Ayr...
  8. Nursing home police

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    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some males actually...
  9. No Smoke Without Health Police

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    Just seen this article. There's some contradictory double standards in this new legislation :crazy:
  10. Aussie police

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    A policeman in Sydney, Australia, pulled over a driver who had been weaving...
  11. Police Stop

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    Ron 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night . Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really...
  12. Police call

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    Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes." "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet."
  13. Police to seize mobile phones in RTI's

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    I agree with the motive for this action but does this move the use of mobiles in a dash-holder for hands-free voice calls into a greyer area??? Unless you also have voice activated calling, you need to press the buttons/screen to select the number and press ring/answer, all of which is legal to...
  14. Police Officers

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    Now I feel sure that you will enjoy the differences in Policing Worldwide, at the sharp end. I tend to think that PC means PC in Glasgow. How do you tell the difference between an New Zealand Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer an American Police...
  15. Pulled by the Police

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    Young driver pulled by the Police the other day, they checked the car from front to back, and found no faults, it had a full MOT, road tax and comprehensive insurance, the driver was keeping to the rules of the road was not speeding, drunk or stoned, his eyesight was good and he had no health...
  16. Fight For your Rights - Car Enthusiasts Unite 31st August.

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    Hi everyone, I got invited to an event taking place on 31st September to Fight for your Rights - Car Enthusiasts Unite in Association with Kudo Nights TV. "WE WILL ALL STAND TOGETHER TO PROTEST OUR RIGHTS AS TAX PAYING ROAD USERS AND TO BE JUDGED AS CAR ENTHUSIASTS AND NOT BOY RACERS FOR...
  17. strange fault in UCH - police badge

    Tools & equipment
    hello eveyone. i have just been clearing some fault codes from my 02 laguna, i have been unable to clear 5 faults, 1 of them puzzles me slightly, other devices - default memo. plaque de police (police badge)??? does anyone know what this means?? i have seen some weird **** in the computers...
  18. News From Essex Police

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  19. Police Complaint - just brilliant!

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    This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry member of the public A true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written...... Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Bodmin...
  20. The police car look ?

    Exterior styling
    Whats legal and what isnt? Im thinking of an old movie "vanishing point" around 1970 just before american muscle cars got emission snipped. Somewhere in it he mounts a mini cycle on the roof with a flashing red light and from a distance the law enforcement officers think its one of their own...