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  1. China's Public Transport Solution

    General Chat
    Would you feel comfortable in your car as this passed over you..
  2. Personal hygiene and public transport

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Many years ago..;) I used to travel the boat train/boat bus route from Dublin to London. This was in the "school years" for the most part."exotic trip" usually for contraband items such as .. fireworks,air guns and "gentlemens magazines".. all of which were illegal in Ireland at the time. On...
  3. Public convenience assistance

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Man was caught short in town and needed to take a leak. Unfortunately he had no arms so he beckoned the old caretaker and asked him if he would help him out in exchange for a packet of fags. The old man agreed and after shaking the drips off asked the man if it OK to put his instrument away...
  4. Joe public Yes or No?

    Non-motoring news
    Would Joe Public have got away with this? Labour’s deputy leader reversed into a parked car after visiting residents of a south London tower block who had been made homeless in a fire that killed six people last July. She was reported to police by the car’s owner, who was watching from a...
  5. Serving the public

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife...
  6. Max Mosley - my S&M lifestyle is of no public interest

    General Chat
    An interesting read http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article4287498.ece
  7. public transport

    Jokes & funny stuff
    picture the scene. on a bus. a b;oke sitting on the back seat sneezes,and a big oyster fly's out from the back of his throat. it lands on a news paper a bloke is reading a few seats up ugh he shakes the paper,it goes across the aisle, a teenager felt something land on the top of his baseball...
  8. A public service announcement

    Jokes & funny stuff
    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However...
  9. A Halloween Public Service Announcement . . . .

    Jokes & funny stuff
    As we all prepare for the upcoming Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read some simple rules to help keep everyone safe. 1. - Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. 2. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead...
  10. How fast have you driven/ridden on a public road?

    General Chat
    What's the fastest you have been, passenger,driver, pillion Car or bike? No details of where or when please or even which country.
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