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  1. revenge !?

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    This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she...
  2. revenge is sweet

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    A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there...
  3. KC's revenge

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    Hi, just wanted to introduce myself to the world of Renault. :) Been on here for quite a while but never posted. I currently have a MKII Renault Clio 53 plate and she is my baby :driving:and yes she has a name!!! I recently strayed from Renault but had nothing but bad luck (KC's way of...
  4. Revenge of the cat

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  5. Revenge !

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    Any drivers annoys you................ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_KKU7C_iQY Need strong windscreen wipers afterwards though to clear the screen.
  6. Revenge

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    A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that car???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.' 'With what money?' demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs.' 'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me fifteen...
  7. Revenge

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    A shy guy sees a beautiful lady in a bar. After an hour of summoning up the courage, he goes over and asks tentatively: "Um, would you mind if I chatted to you for a while?" She immediately yells: "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar stares at them. Naturally, the guy is...
  8. Blonde's revenge

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    A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is...
  9. Animals Revenge!

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    Enjoy!
  10. A blondes revenge. 18? bad language?

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    Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her...
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