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  1. Talk

    Jokes & funny stuff
    At the local Hindu corner store, I spent a few minutes talking to the statue of Ganesh that they keep on the counter. I had only popped in for a bit of idol chatter.
  2. Sweet talk

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. ... He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said, with a Wispa. ... ... 'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder...
  3. The dog who could talk

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad, 'he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog...
  4. NO Baby Talk

    Jokes & funny stuff
    A group of nursery children were trying very hard to become accustomed to the infants school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk. You need to use 'Big People words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend ? 'I...
  5. 2003 (53) Kangoo 1.5Dci Wont Talk To Code Reader

    Hey folks A little bit of input from the masses if I can please. I have a wifi ELM OBD Device connected to both Rev and Fuzzycar on my Iphone, for reading and clearing DTC code as well as looking at live data. I have succesfully connected it to my van and read some live data, but even though...
  6. Talk about coordination

    :eek: Bl00dy hell some amazing coordination in here. Maybe we should start a Renault Forum team, I bags being the timekeeper :d
  7. Using BT HomeHub3 with Talk Talk broadband?

    Computer Club
    I swapped over from BT to Talk Talk today and came home expecting to set up the TT supplied router. My BT Home Hub3 is still operating though? I called TT who said it was OK, but to use the TT one really. Various forums have threads with the same conundrum so it seems very common, but I'm...
  8. What's all this talk about Clios and bad driving positions?

    I've had my Clio now for over a week and find it reasonably comfortable. It is automatic so I'm not changing gear nor am I particularly tall at 5' 9", though I have been reading here and there that the Clio (?which models) are thought to be uncomfortable and has a bad driving position. Can...
  9. Moon talk

    Jokes & funny stuff
    I've just heard the awful news that one of the guys that walked on the moon has died. That's terrible, I loved the Clangers.
  10. Lets talk MPG (1.6 vs. 1.5 DCI)

    Hi I currently have a 1.6VVT 2003 Megane. As I live in a city and only make short trips, I can never average more than 26-27 MPG. I am considering switching to the 1.5 DCI for the lower tax and running costs, I wondered if anyone had experience of running the 1.5 in a city? Could I expect a...
  11. Talk about a niche market

    General Chat
    How very strange...
  12. Talk dirty

    Jokes & funny stuff
  13. should it talk ...or not ????

    Hi , I bought my "05 - 2.0 PETROL - PRIVELAGE SPEC - LAGUNA 11 - ESTATE" - nearly a year ago and its been brilliant - wot I love most is all its electronic toys like the auto wipers & the auto headlights & the no handbrake & pop up headlight washers etc .. etc., While looking on the...
  14. Talk me through changing rear discs 04 Clio

    Wheels & tyres
    My rear discs are cracked, so need to change them. Last ones I did were front, and about 20 years ago! Can anyone give any hints, or even a step by step guide ? :) Do I need to take the whole caliper off? Which two bolts do I remove, and what comes off when I take the disc off (bearings?) I've...
  15. How to talk about Men

    Jokes & funny stuff
    HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT... He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST. He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT. He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS...
  16. Man Talk...

    Jokes & funny stuff
    What have women and clouds got in common? Once they f*ck off it's usually a nice day.
  17. Talk Talk?? Any good?

    Computer Club
    I move into my new gaff next week, have my line being installed on 14th Feb and I'm seriously thinking of going with Talk Talk for my broadband. They are offering a really good package for £19.99 which is ideal for me Free Broadband with our Talk3 Call Plan - TalkTalk Broadband I know their...
  18. Bar talk........

    Jokes & funny stuff
    An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now,the landlord there goes out of his way for the...
  19. Happy Talk

    General Chat
    Hi Folks, Looking for a version of " Happy Talk " by Captain Sensible I don't subscribe to any music sites, Anyone help Regards
  20. Talk Like A Pirate Day - 19th September

    General Chat
    Ahoy, talk like a Pirate day. If anybody's in their Renault Dealer today, ask them t' tighten your main brace and see what response you get, argh! Likely y'll git, avast ye scum ridden weevil ****gers. Captain Black Beard is gonna keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker...