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A woman goes into the bank with a fifty pound note sticking out of each ear She asks if she can see the manager about her account. The bank clerk goes to see the manager and says " There's a woman wanting to see you, she says she's one hundred pounds in arrears"

A giraffe walks into a bar and the barman says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve Heineken here" :wink2:

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything". Say what you want about deaf...

http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2013/11/15299.htmlRed Bull's Sebastian Vettel produced a sublime lap in treacherous conditions to claim his ninth pole position of the season in Brazil on Saturday. Heavy rain had delayed the start of Q3, but when the action got going it was the world...

Hi Well i had a conversation with a friend last night:o:d and it got me thinking:o:d Now i know most old cars from lets say the 70's & 80's being relaunched today wouldn't pass todays safety standards and ncap crash test but iam sure the car makers could get round it some how??bringing in...

finished work this afternoon, wound the window down to let the hot air out, wound it up, got 3/4 of the way and there was a loud snap and crack, followed by some grinding. yes the window regulator decided to knacker up :mad: when i got home took the doorcard off to have a look expecting the...

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along some people they passed remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed...

Well hi to all i would firstly like to thank Paul Velsatisfied Regional Co-ordinator for giving me this privilege of organizing this meet which i was delighted to do cheers Paul your a star thanks mate. I would also like to thank all who turned up today Velsatisfied & Family,Gonescenile &...