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  1. The truth is out there..

    General Chat
    Not to be missed set your TV's..9pm Channel 5..Scully is still a hotty..
  2. The truth about megapixels

    Photography Club
    The truth regarding mega pixels to a large extent it's a total load of hype or better described as a total load of :censored: or a sales gimmick I'm going to put this link in the photography section too, since in reality that's the place where it belongs. Keep in mind this Guy is talking about...
  3. Too near the truth

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    The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies...
  4. Too near the truth

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    Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. “What will the USA be like in 100 years time?” The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives...
  5. Medical truth

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    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them
  6. JC5 Gearbox.... the naked truth

    I was plunged in the deep end with gearbox's, they have always seemed a bit of a cult circle of which I never trod. However, due to the failing of a circlip on the N/S drive shaft, my wife's Espace went *snap* *thud* then didn't "went" any more. It would select all the gears fine, but wouldn't...
  7. The Truth

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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  8. Let the truth be known

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    Women are Angels...And when someone breaks our wings...We simply continue to fly....on a broomstick...We are flexible like that...
  9. aint that the truth

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  10. The truth about car DIY manuals...

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    Haynes Manuals - The Truth. Those with a short attention span may want to scroll straight down to 'tools of the trade' Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise. Translation: Clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise. You do know which way is anticlockwise, don't you? Haynes...
  11. women the definition of truth

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    Women - the definition of truth!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store...
  12. The truth at last

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  13. Ain't that the truth?

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    I've just been to pick up The Grizzle from his grandad's, and there's the Think! van in all its glory, clocking anyone who might dare to sneak over the 30 limit, even though the schools have long since kicked out and there's not a kid or an OAP in sight. Anyway, by fair means or by foul...
  14. Truth works

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    A Ballymurphy man walked into the Falls Road dole office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hey. You know, I just HATE being on the bru and sponging off the state. I'd really rather have a job and get a wage for a days work." The worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is...
  15. The truth about factory stereo replacement ??

    Cars & motoring
    Evening All, Just joined this evening - feel welcome already. I drive a 2004 Laguna Dynamique ( 04 plate ). The stereo is the original factory supplied model. Recently the CD has started skipping. I was considering replacing it with a newer, MP3-ready model ( maybe also with iPod...
  16. is there a ring of truth to this one?

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    Subject: Ring of truth about this one ... A Somalian arrives in Leicester as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,"Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am from...