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  1. Paddy's war

    Jokes & funny stuff
    The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. 'Hallo, Mr. Teacozy !' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you! We voted to reject the Lisbon...
  2. Strange things happen in a war

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    A U.S. army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious, on the left-hand side of the road. On the right-hand side was a British soldier in a similar, but less serious state. The Brit was conscious and alert. As first aid was...
  3. The new war wagon...

    My mottah!
    Hi all. Those of the 'eagle-eye' disposition will have noticed my 'garage' changing recently. This is due to the arrival in the next few months of child number 4. I had toyed with the idea of hanging onto the Merc (the best car I have ever owned), and fitting a Multimac set of 4 child seats...
  4. Cold War settlement

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    At the height of the arms race, the Western World and Russians realised that if they continued, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the...
  5. After the war was over . . .

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Despite acts of great heroism, three British soldiers returned from the Falkland Islands without being decorated. The captain called them into his office to explain. "Bit of a ¤¤¤¤-up in the medals department, chaps," he said, "so the regiment has decided to give you ten pounds sterling for each...
  6. Thomson starts price war with holidays at just �2 a night

    General Chat
    Thomson starts price war with holidays at just £2 a night
  7. World War 2 Tank Discovered In Chartres

    General Chat,,70141-1318260,00.html WOW!
  8. Virgin wages war on net neutrality

    Computer Club
    If you can afford or are willing to pay ?
  9. Saltire drive to spark flag war

    Regional activity News - Scotland - Saltire drive to spark flag war
  10. Asda ignites fuel price war

    General Chat
    Jeez price war eh if they dropped by 20p Ltr I would call that a price war Asda ignites fuel price war - Talking Retail Regards Ottoman
  11. 10 Best War Films

    General Chat
    Stranger Than Fiction
  12. War PhotoXXXDo not view if squeamish!

    Jokes & funny stuff
    This is a Graphic Explicit photo of what can happen to our forces in Iraq. It shows what happened to one of our service members after being ambushed by four terrorists! Do not view the photo below if you are squeamish...