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  1. Blame S2 he is messing about with the Word game

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued...
  2. Today's word is .................. Fluctuations.

    Jokes & funny stuff
    I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was very irritated ... She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat...
  3. Lets try this word game Things you can say during sex and at a funeral

    Jokes & funny stuff
    I'll start Hes in a better place now
  4. Blame Dave Gayle ( word thread)

    Jokes & funny stuff
    This story is allegedly true. The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD) AD 'You say you went to your friends house that night. Why did you go?there?' WITNESS 'Tae get a tap.' AD 'Is your friend a plumber?'...
  5. Word circle game..

    General Chat
    Find a word in the circle of words but all words must have the centre letter R in the word.. See the pic below..:grin2:
  6. no word "CODE" on dash display.

    Electronics
    had to swap radio on my 55 megane. went to scrappy and got one out of another renault. plugged it all up and it illuminates through its buttons. only problem is that there is no prompt for the code appearing in my dash display. Any thoughts please?
  7. Service light word

    Electronics
    Ive just bought a 2004 1.9dci megane convertible and on dash lower right a light is lit saying service, it flashes for a while then stays on... Fiddling around with computer at end of wiper stalk the display says check steering? And regenerate soot filter which im told will go off after a blast...
  8. word of warning to all that use ebay

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    i have been watching this for 3 weeks the amount of fraud going on on ebay and many have lost upto £6000 and the catch ebay does not cover it first if you ever click on an item and it asked you to log in dont do it as soon as you have you have given them your details this is just a sample from...
  9. Today's word is . . .

    Jokes & funny stuff
    Today's word is.....Fluctuations (I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.) I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little...
  10. A word of warning

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    "IT'S A BOY", I shouted, "....A BOY I DON'T BELIEVE IT.....IT'S A BOY!". And with tears streaming down my face I swore that I would never visit another Thai Brothel......
  11. The word "service" on my dashboard

    Electronics
    I have recently serviced my car but the garage didn't bother to reset the dashboard service light. I have removed the 'spanner' icon. But the word service in an orange box is constantly displayed at the top of my dashboard. I'm not entirely sure what this means? I can't find it anywhere. Help...
  12. Sebastian Vettel Q&A: One word - super!

    Formula 1 news
    http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2013/9/15011.htmlRed Bull's Sebastian Vettel breezed to victory in Sunday's race in Singapore, the longest and most physical challenge on the calendar. However, there are still six Grands Prix left this season, so Vettel is still keeping cool on his title...
  13. Pink is the word

    General Chat
    About time! The local breast cancer charity I volunteer for has got it's registration, only taken the Charity Commission 3 years to extract a digit and do the right thing!!! Karen xx
  14. the word 'tune' in my profile name

    Engines
    hey guys, just to let you know; my profile name is related to music, not mechanics.. i have very basic mechanical skills and even less knowledge... so, here goes; i have an 02 scenic 1.9 dci, i was happily driving around town and stopped at a supermarket for 10 mins, when i return to my car; it...
  15. a two letter word..

    Jokes & funny stuff
    One that you can have fun with... I'm sure you will enjoy this. Here is one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb,adj, adv, prep. This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word isUP It is listed in the dictionary as...
  16. Word of the day

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    EXHAUSTIPATED: Too tired to give a sh1t.
  17. Six Word Film Plots

    General Chat
    Nicked from Twitter...simply use six words to describe a famous movie I'll kick it off, nice easy ones to start with Big ship can't sink. It sinks Good news! Pregnant. Bad news! Satan. Man traps arm, cuts it off Man gets bum poked by hillbilly Engineering oversight causes Death Star's explosion.
  18. (*Contains one *F* word!*) - Tupperware

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  19. Today's word is................. Fluctuations

    Jokes & funny stuff
    I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke. I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller...
  20. Will megane wheels fit on a Laguna

    Wheels & tyres
    hi will megan wheels fit on a laguna 1.8i 52 plate
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