Few Little groaners before I go the pub :grin2:
My mate said he didn't understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us. >:)
Claude Monet's 1890 painting of 'haystacks under a setting sun' has sold for $110.7million.
That's a hell of a lot of Monet. :wink2:
I was challenged with the task of asking for a charitable donation from a very wealthy but very mean businessman. He answered the door of his mansion which was beautiful with two expensive cars in the drive. "Hello, " I said, "I know your reputation but I'm here to try and collect a charitable...
FIRST TIME SEX
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but...