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> A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the
> counter and
> sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses
> there must
> be
> thousands of dollars in it!! He approaches the bartender
> and asks,
> "What's
> up with the jar?"
> The bartender answered, "Well..you pay ten dollars, and IF
> you pass 3
> tests, you get all the money!!!"
> The man certainly isn't going to pass this up and he asks,
> "What are
> the 3
> tests?"
> "Pay FIRST..." says the bartender..."Those are the rules."
> So the man gives him $10 and the bartender drops it into
> the jar. "OK,"
> the bartender says, "here's what you have to do."
> FIRST: "You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of Pepper
> Tequila the
> WHOLE
> thing, all at ONCE and you CAN'T make a face while doing
> it."
> SECOND: "There's a Pit Bull chained-up out back with a sore
> tooth. You
> have to REMOVE the bad tooth with your BARE HANDS."
> THIRD: "There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER
> reached
> orgasm
> during intercourse. You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her."
> The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an
> IDIOT!
> I WON'T DO IT!! You'd have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of
> Pepper Tequila, and then DO those OTHER THINGS!!!"
>
> "Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays
> where it is."
> The man has a few drinks... then a few more.
> Finally he asks, "WHERRRE'S ZAAAAT TEQUIIIIIILA?????" He
> grabs the
> gallon
> of Pepper Tequila with both hands and downs it with a BIG
> slurp. Tears
> are
> str eaming down both of his cheeks, but he doesn't make a
> face.
> Next, he staggers out back to where the Pit Bull is
> chained-up. The
> people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY, WILD SCUFFLE going
> on outside.
> They hear the Pit Bull barking, then they hear the guy
> screaming. The
> Pit
> Bull is yelping..and then SILENCE. Just when they think the
> man SURELY
> must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt
> ripped and
> Large Bloody Scratches all over his body.
> "NOW" He says "WHERE'S THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH?"
>
 
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