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A very loud, unattractive, hard faced woman walks into Tesco with her two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children
you've got there. "Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl; "of course they
bloody aren't! the oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell
would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you
d*ck head?"

"Absolutely not" replies the greeter "I just can't believe anyone would ¤¤¤¤ you twice"
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