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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.


"Mrs Smith please."


"Mrs Smith, this is Doctor Ahmed at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
another Mr Smith arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs Smith asked nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other
one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs Smith.

"Normally we can, but the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests one

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at the NHS recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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